Hahahaha! Great! That typo always makes me cringe. Sometimes I wonder if fedex, dhl, or ups have a basilisk in the basement of their companies' headquarters. Just for their parcelmagic, of course. Finally there's a story where it's appropriate.

Wonderful story. It was even worth the pain of that last line.

You got me :D that was glorious

Oh *grimacing* What terrible play on words. Hilarious.

Thanks for sharing.

Very funny! Any time you get a brainstorm like this please share :-).

Damn near hurt myself laughing at that final pun. Great job.

hahaha. loved it. thanks

This was great! Thanks.

That pun at the end is atrocious and cruel. I love it.

Brilliant; absolutely brilliant.

Groan!
You got me with the pun!
Earned you a follow!

GROAN, Actually that was funny.

*best Moe impersonation* Oh a punster eh?! Gimme that hammer! :(

... i... the puns... I just can't... this was silly but awesome at thr same time lol

Ohhh, that's a groaner.

Normally, I skip to the end of a story of this nature, so I know where it's going, but it soon became clear that would have utterly ruined the "gotcha" so I disciplined myself to read this story as written.

Yeah, still a groaner. Thanks for the chuckles this morning!