See? They're bonding.

I think Charlie will end up liking Rose.

Poor Charlie. The girls are doing his head in.

This is my second or third time reading this story. Its such a great story. I love that you have written it in Rosalie’s perspective. Refreshing and different. Im sure ill read it again.

I don't think Charlie is going to be very nice to Rose.

When did Rose and Em turn into pacifists?

Wrap Edward in chains and drag his sparkly ass in front of Bella. He either professes his love or burns on a pyre. His choice.

"Love means never having to say you're sorry." -Love Story

Rosalie and I are thinking alike.

What needs to happen next? Castration. Oh calm down, they'll grow back.

I can't even imagine what she's going to ask.

Covenant? Eff that! Rose, why don't you give Bella some examples of how the covenant was enacted in the past? What other kinds of tortuous behavior did the lot of you have to ignore because someone invoked the covenant? Bella and I would like to know where she stands with that frame of reference. (Sorry, maybe I overreacted. But covenant schmovenant.)

Ya gotta luv a bad bitch that'll beat up a boulder for ya.

Even with a long life you can still learn something new every day.

Esme? Bella will have a psychotic break if they all start showing up.