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Wow! Just wow! This was so brilliant and I loved every single chapter. Its been a long time since I’ve read a book this engaging, let alone a fanfic. You have such a great skill in creating believable, relatable characters, even if they do crazy things. And the way you tied up so many loose ends in a meaningful way was just brilliant! Truly your talent at writing should earn you your living. Thanks so much for taking the time to write and upload this!

Draco came round in a room that reminded him of the hospital wing of Hogwarts.
He found he couldn't really move - glancing down he saw below his lower abdomen he was heavily bandaged.
''Good morning Mister Malfoy!" a very familiar bushy haired brunette 'nurse' exclaimed opening a door. The term 'nurse' Draco used only loosely in his head, as he doubted any actual muggle nurses would wear a uniform that short.
Or made of those muggle materials that had no wizarding counterparts ... ah he remembered now latex, spandex and that PCV plastic Blaise was always drooling over, when regaling his favourite kinks ...
Also the 'Nurse Danger' badge completed the bizarre spectacle. She was also ridiculously chippwr which wasn't normal for Dang .. , err, Granger.
"Those pain numbing potions will be wearing off soon" she stated with a smile.
"What potions!" Draco exclaimed , finally breaking his silence.
"The ones you had after your castration of course" she smirked.
Malfoy junior was beyond horrifically aghast. Castration would mean a total end to the family line. All his surviving French cousins were females.
"Wwwhaart!" he managed to splutter out "YOU HAVE REMOVED MY TESTICLES!?"
"Oh of course not!" replied Granger. Draco breathed a sigh of relief. It had all been a hideous prank ...
"I didn't touch you. Hagrid did the actual operation - he's had plenty of practice on problem thestrals. And unfortunately he was a little heavy handed with the meat cleaver, kebab skewers and that rusty spoon" she continued with a bigger grin spreading "And it wasn't just your testicles - he accidentally removed your entire genitalia!" holding up a clear muggle plastic bag containing some very familiar organs to Draco's face - a look of glee on her's!
Totally speechless his hand shot to his wrapped groin - only to find it empty of contents!
"Perhaps you'll be less aggressive and nasty now?" she quipped and left, her shapely thong clad ass swaying as she did so ...

Not that the former Slytherin school'boy' had anything left to appreciate that sight with ..
The end (of Draco's marriage prospects ... and his bloodline!).

This is the first time a story has thrown me a plot twist 100% out of nowhere like that in a LOOOOONG time. Well done! Love it so far!

Lol me encanta

this one of THE BEST fanfiction I've ever read, i love it, i forget how many times I've read it, i just love it

Great! One of the absolutely best fic I ever read!

If the snatchers are an organization of bounty hunters owned by Voldy and they were clearly menaces to the frightened public, why is Cadell being punished for defending his family by the current ministry? That's like punishing someone for defending themselves against a death eater. Is that not something that would be pardoned once the new ministry took over? I just don't understand why he's even being persecuted

I'm confused. hermione and draco were there for the Carnegie murder. what ab their witness statements? did I miss something?

I AM, truely AM your numer one fan when it comes to humor and your Draco. I absolutely love love love your sense of humor, as i already said. the end scenes where one of them says they will not reveal something. And the next scene they reveal exactly that. Hilarious!

I love love love your sense of humor! You had me literally laughing out loud! And im the type to laugh silently. Absolutely adore Draco and Theo. And clueless Potter is nice too, one of my favorite Potters of all timer.

Absolutely loved this fic! The dialogue and humor are my favorite parts, plus the story itself was amazing! Thank you for writing your story and sharing it with us

I can’t stand how people keep pandering to this completely inconsiderate characterisation of an insufferable Harry Potter. If it wasn’t for everyone just silently saying yes potter, anything you want potter, this would be an extremely likeable story, but I can’t get over Harry Potter being an utter awhole and no one saying anything about it.

I have never before felt compelled to comment on a fic. However this is without a doubt the best fic I have had the pleasure of reading. You are so immensely talented, both in plot development and prose. This felt like a gift. Thank you.

“How utterly within your job description.” STAHP.