Reviews for How To Invade An Alien Planet
Modify the Lifestream chapter 1 . 7/29/2022
This is bloody hilarious and needs more chapters. Happily looking forward to more humor if you decide to continue this.
traveller42 chapter 1 . 7/18/2022
I like it.
fuckyou2110 chapter 1 . 2/15/2022
The story wasn't half bad

on the other hand the 10 reasons on your profile suck absolute ass, especially with how you glorify nukes, for someone with a lot of knowlegde about physics apparently you're completely unaware that nukes simply aren't effective in space unless detonated point blank and that they're incredibly bad at vaporizing sheer mass (this was tested, look up Lew Allen's Balls) even when directly in the fireball

and the entire thing with the rachni is you being an armchair general, even if you deposited thousands of nukes into the hundreds of kilometers of rachni tunels you would only kill most of them, and they would rebuild, not even a dinosaur killer would get rid the planet of them, only about a thousand kilometer area around the impact (and accelerating KKV's and asteroids to those levels of kinetic energy takes time and is detectable)

it also apparently didn't occur to you that turians may have wanted to build anti-orbital mass drivers in concealment at their bases and hit the reapers from behind, or that reapers don't bombard from orbit, ever
Kitsune Obsessed Freak chapter 1 . 4/21/2020
You did better than most of the crap on this site, so don't put yourself down too much, lol.
guest chapter 1 . 6/5/2019
It was actually pretty good, I liked you made it sound like a comical version of the prince and would hope for a follow up of the citadel council trying to smooth things over with humanity reverse engineering all the tech left behind
Craig chapter 1 . 4/20/2019
Great story. It gets funnier every time i read it. Just a shame your not gonna write more chapters about this story,it would be great. Humanity using earth tech beating mass effect tech. By the time they meet the councel earth tech would be Halo base, who knows.
troy chapter 1 . 4/14/2019
Excellent minor HFY story funny and realistic.
FUN FACT: the Iliad can be directly translated to troy story
HelpingHand chapter 1 . 3/20/2019
this was hilarious I hope you do more
OBSERVER01 chapter 1 . 8/4/2018
Hilarious! XD i wish this would be continued :)
Guest chapter 1 . 7/10/2018
Common I've been waiting for the second attempt for a year It's got to be hilarious.
Jojobrn chapter 1 . 5/29/2018
The story is great. Your profile page is even better. Ive been annoyed because taking the speed of ships firing their weapons into account was never even mentioned since I started playing the ME games :D
jerseydanielgibson chapter 1 . 5/20/2018
Every once in a while, someone comes up with a one-shot parody like this that's absolutely hysterical. The fact that you used internet meme's and from the Batarians' POV (all four eyes) is just a gem. While I wasn't exactly pleased that BioWare made a basic thug race that seemed God-intent on stopping your bullets in droves, you captured the essence of their arrogance and superiority with this. The narrator here has a dry wit that highlights particular moronic actions while hoping pleasepleaseplease don't let me be Attempt #4! I had to wipe away a tear a few times. Delightfully done!

Check out "A Whole New Gun" by Charles Xavier in the Doom category for a Disney/Doom parody song!
EvilTheLast chapter 1 . 4/28/2018
OK. That was a funny one-shot. I hope you do another update or story line like this. It doesn't have to be ME. It could be a whole new story line or crossover for another 'we have blundered' '1st contact war'.
TheSpokesman1 chapter 1 . 3/29/2018
They made on great big mistake
The landed in Australia
Nuff said
CronaAlbarn48 chapter 1 . 3/6/2018
This story was hilarious. I hope you expand upon it even if its only another 1 shot
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