Reviews for How To Invade An Alien Planet
guest chapter 1 . 6/5
It was actually pretty good, I liked you made it sound like a comical version of the prince and would hope for a follow up of the citadel council trying to smooth things over with humanity reverse engineering all the tech left behind
Craig chapter 1 . 4/20
Great story. It gets funnier every time i read it. Just a shame your not gonna write more chapters about this story,it would be great. Humanity using earth tech beating mass effect tech. By the time they meet the councel earth tech would be Halo base, who knows.
troy chapter 1 . 4/14
Excellent minor HFY story funny and realistic.
FUN FACT: the Iliad can be directly translated to troy story
HelpingHand chapter 1 . 3/20
this was hilarious I hope you do more
OBSERVER01 chapter 1 . 8/4/2018
Hilarious! XD i wish this would be continued :)
Guest chapter 1 . 7/10/2018
Common I've been waiting for the second attempt for a year It's got to be hilarious.
Jojobrn chapter 1 . 5/29/2018
The story is great. Your profile page is even better. Ive been annoyed because taking the speed of ships firing their weapons into account was never even mentioned since I started playing the ME games :D
jerseydanielgibson chapter 1 . 5/20/2018
Every once in a while, someone comes up with a one-shot parody like this that's absolutely hysterical. The fact that you used internet meme's and from the Batarians' POV (all four eyes) is just a gem. While I wasn't exactly pleased that BioWare made a basic thug race that seemed God-intent on stopping your bullets in droves, you captured the essence of their arrogance and superiority with this. The narrator here has a dry wit that highlights particular moronic actions while hoping pleasepleaseplease don't let me be Attempt #4! I had to wipe away a tear a few times. Delightfully done!

Check out "A Whole New Gun" by Charles Xavier in the Doom category for a Disney/Doom parody song!
EvilTheLast chapter 1 . 4/28/2018
OK. That was a funny one-shot. I hope you do another update or story line like this. It doesn't have to be ME. It could be a whole new story line or crossover for another 'we have blundered' '1st contact war'.
TheSpokesman1 chapter 1 . 3/29/2018
They made on great big mistake
The landed in Australia
Nuff said
CronaAlbarn48 chapter 1 . 3/6/2018
This story was hilarious. I hope you expand upon it even if its only another 1 shot
The-Black-Prince-Thomas chapter 1 . 2/28/2018
Four squinty eyed giggles and a confused aristogit for this story.

I liked the way the author handled this story and hope he does another in this timeline.
Guest chapter 1 . 2/13/2018
Whens the next chapter out. Theres still 2 more to go.
wolfey141 chapter 1 . 1/14/2018
i would love if more chapter showed more people trying to conquer the human from mercs to more batarians. and everytime there tech gets better and better as they reverse engineer what they capture.
Guest chapter 1 . 12/14/2017
Hahahahahahahahaghahahahahahaha
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