Wait this is just a Ciaphas Cain story starring Jaune as Cain and Ren as Jurgen. That's fantastic! Annotations and all.

No me jodas... esto es la biblia?

Sir, I am reading this nearly seven years after its completion. It is one of the greatest crack fics I have ever read. God bless your soul, AMEN.

Realmente necesito una segunda parte de esta historia!

re-read for the 5th time, still your best work, it is just to funny!

one second ready, i finally understood the king of the north reference, hopefully no red wedding

Hey good author can you make a fanfic where jaune just bullshits his way into befriending the god emperor from this story like jaune is worshipped for this week of chaos and they both reminisce on the fact they are being deified and that the god emporers corps is being worshipped and jaune became a jesus esk figure

Not sure I'd call this a "Civil War" but this is a work of art comparable to The Mona Lisa. Nice work!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NUGGETS THAT WAS AWESOME!KING IN THE NORTH!LOL

This was a hilarious read short but hella good, 10/10.

What an epic ending i just wish we could see the pov of the teachers

This ebntire story has been a laugh from start t finish. I powered through this in one day, and I loved it.
I figured you were doing the cross-dressing trap, but I didn't realise Weiss was released to intentionally rile them up. Nice work there.
And Zwei coming in at the end like the good boy he is! Woo!

What can I say to you that I haven't already? I've never met you Coeur, but damm do I owe you for such awesome, funny and thrilling stories.
This one was a bit on the predictable side for me, but the ride was enjoyable and entertaining.
Thank you.

The 4 Enby students that were press ganged into becoming judge, jury and executioner for the weeklong trials:

PRAISE BE TO THE KING IN YELLOW!