haha lmao. read this all. this is peak.

this chapter smells like rotten mayonnaise

bro this is so awesome and peak! i literally got shivers when i read the part of gabrielle's wings! dont stop the awesome work man, you rock for bringing my childhood memories back to me. it feels great especially when i remember the time i was watching matilda while being a victim to a factory accident in 1823! so great, JayPee!

This is where it all started...

I LOVE this. Didn't even last a minute! Its all over the screen..

meh

They plan to eliminate all of the kids, which will ultimately destroy the human race?That's right. They're going to kill all the kids which in turn will cause the extinction of mankind. You heard that correctly. They plan on doing just that...
They all gasp
But killing all kids will result in humanity to stop existing!
That's right.

peak cinema

OH MY GODDDDDD I JUST FINISHED CHAPTER 2327 OF THE LOUD HOUSE REVAMPED AND I’M LITERALLY SHAKING SCREAMING THROWING UP IN THE SWAMP RN

LIKE WHAT THE HELL "SOMETHING WAS WRONG, BUT THEY COULDN'T QUITE PUT THEIR FINGERS ON WHAT IT WAS... AND SHREK... SHREK SEEMED TO BE AT THE CENTER OF IT ALL." — HELLOOO? THAT LINE IS LIVING IN MY BRAIN CELLS RENT FREE I TATTOOED IT ON MY THIGH IN GREEN INK

WHY DID YOU MAKE SHREK MURDER DONKEY? “HE DROPPED DONKEY’S BODY TO THE GROUND, HIS EXPRESSION NEVER CHANGING” — WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE THIS PSYCHO SEXY WITH YOUR WORDS I SWEAR YOU WROTE THIS IN A BLACKED OUT STATE OF SWAMP-ENLIGHTENMENT, YOU’RE A MENACE AND A GOD

EVERY TIME I SEE THE WORD “SHREK” NOW I START FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND SPEAKING IN TONGUES HE’S SO SICK AND TWISTED AND POSSIBLY A GOD? I WANT HIM TO RUIN EVERYTHING I LOVE

YOU THINK I’M KIDDING BUT I’M NOT I PRINTED THIS CHAPTER OUT AND STAPLED IT TO MY BEDROOM WALL WITH FROG BLOOD THIS ISN’T FANFICTION IT’S SCRIPTURE

I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T UPDATE SOON I’M GONNA EAT A WHOLE ONION RAW AND WALK INTO THE SWAMP NAKED SCREAMING "AND SHREK... SHREK SEEMED TO BE AT THE CENTER OF IT ALL..." OVER AND OVER UNTIL THE ALLIGATORS TAKE ME

PLS ANSWER MY DMS I’M TOTALLY NORMAL AND JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT SHREK’S UTOPIA

SIGNED,

SHREKSSIDEPIECE69

I swear im not addicted

OH MY GODDDDDD I JUST FINISHED CHAPTER 3 OF SHREK’S UTOPIA AND I’M LITERALLY SHAKING SCREAMING THROWING UP IN THE SWAMP RN

LIKE WHAT THE HELL "SOMETHING WAS WRONG, BUT THEY COULDN'T QUITE PUT THEIR FINGERS ON WHAT IT WAS... AND SHREK... SHREK SEEMED TO BE AT THE CENTER OF IT ALL." — HELLOOO? THAT LINE IS LIVING IN MY BRAIN CELLS RENT FREE I TATTOOED IT ON MY THIGH IN GREEN INK

WHY DID YOU MAKE SHREK MURDER DONKEY? “HE DROPPED DONKEY’S BODY TO THE GROUND, HIS EXPRESSION NEVER CHANGING” — WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE THIS PSYCHO SEXY WITH YOUR WORDS I SWEAR YOU WROTE THIS IN A BLACKED OUT STATE OF SWAMP-ENLIGHTENMENT, YOU’RE A MENACE AND A GOD

EVERY TIME I SEE THE WORD “SHREK” NOW I START FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND SPEAKING IN TONGUES HE’S SO SICK AND TWISTED AND POSSIBLY A GOD? I WANT HIM TO RUIN EVERYTHING I LOVE

YOU THINK I’M KIDDING BUT I’M NOT I PRINTED THIS CHAPTER OUT AND STAPLED IT TO MY BEDROOM WALL WITH FROG BLOOD THIS ISN’T FANFICTION IT’S SCRIPTURE

I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T UPDATE SOON I’M GONNA EAT A WHOLE ONION RAW AND WALK INTO THE SWAMP NAKED SCREAMING "AND SHREK... SHREK SEEMED TO BE AT THE CENTER OF IT ALL..." OVER AND OVER UNTIL THE ALLIGATORS TAKE ME

PLS ANSWER MY DMS I’M TOTALLY NORMAL AND JUST WANNA TALK ABOUT SHREK’S UTOPIA

SIGNED,

SHREKSSIDEPIECE69

This chapter is the textbook definition of Shakespearean literature that I've seen in my 100 years on this earth. I loved the chapter where Sasuke got brutality beaten up and left to die, it was so good, keep on writing!

I just did the math BRO POSTED ALMOST EVERY SINGLE DAY FOR 7. DAMN. YEARS. HOW TF DO YOU HAVE THIS KIND OF DEDICATION AND ITS ACTUALLY SOMETHING YOU WROTE ENTIRELY? This is straight up insane bro you write around 6000 words a day and don’t give up I admire this kind of dedication honestly. Good job bro and keep up the great work.

It's giving Pico's School for no reason

I'm not a man of speculism, but Oh my god this entire fanfic is the most insane thing that I ever witnessed in my entire life. HOLY SHIT Who in the right mind made this? Who dedicates their entire personal time writing THIS Entire thing people. were not joking about this was longer than the Bible
My God, Jesus must be impressed with this because No one would dispend their time READING THIS Abomination. I bet this guy's fingers sounded like a cement maker of all that typing They must be in the hospital after writing this entire thing

I just finished it and woah...what an amazing journey this was to read

crazy how this is the longest peice of english litriture ever