Why did no one teach June gunsafety? Even in place where he wood be watched the world is more teeming with guns then us..

I can already hear Taiyang seeing that report on the news and just complaining. "I did that with my entire team but nobody gave me a fucking medal!"

A Weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

Nothing motivates a man like a good woman.

The fuck

hahahaahaha!

The kind of teacher we all need.

Best. Teacher. Ever.

Next step from Penguin, Bear Cavalry

dear god ahhhauhuh

22. Raven’s Request
Loving this man.
Yang: I wish Summer was my mom and not you!
Raven: Kid, I’ve got some good AND bad news for you.

Could we please get another one on Puppy Love also could you make Pyrrha taller than Jaune do to the dog Faunus genes she will have.

And Remnant forever remembered the red menace with the giant sack who devoured cookies like a swarm of locus. With time, the fearful masses learned of a way to sate the vile creature's endless spree to one night every year. Barring their windows and leaving only their chimneys as an entrance (hoping the monster would burn to death) a plate of cookies and milk was left on every table, in hopes that the probably fat red gremlin would leave in peace and die of diabetes. Jaunes or something then used his semblance to cure blindness, save some weirdos and then died. Coincidentally both these events happened on the same day so everybody just kind of stuck them together. And that's how Nondescript Winter Holiday was born children, now go the fuck to sleep.

Wait, wouldn't the sack be too large to fit through the window? Also wouldn't the cookies just crumble to pieces from the rough housing?

Prompt: Ruby discovers the game Cookie Clicker