Great story... we know what happens to tom and albus but what happened to ron and harry...

Guest, the fact that you are unwilling to sign in with a name proves that you are the problem. And that you have serious anger issues. No one forced you to read the story. You don't like the premise, don't read. But, the fact that being anonymous makes you believe being a cyber bully is okay proves you're a coward. And, under my own name I'm more than willing to state categorically for any and all to see that I believe you're a coward who needs to take anger management courses. I also feel really REALLY sorry for you that the only way you can feel good about yourself is by trying to hurt someone else. Sad.

So you hate Harry and Ron because you like Malfoy, You are a shallow and pathetic, who would defend a unrepentant rapist and racist if they were at least a little bit attractive. You stupid piece of trash.

You know, Dumbledore is really responsible for almost every death. Not the first few that Tom made his first horcruxes from as Tom was still a student and he didn't know Tom was a rising dark lord. But every death in both the first and second war with Voldy is Dumbledore's fault. By this time he knew Voldemort was Tom Riddle. But because he selfishly wanted to be the Master of Death he NEVER told anyone who Voldemort really was. In many ways Dumbledore was a serial killer who just used Tom as his murder weapon.

You know I'm not usually sympathetic towards Albus but it almost made me sad, his never-ending Quest in that field. Good as always

I love this all so much. I laughed so much .this was great, thank you.

I am always surprised at how many amazing ideas this author has. Yes, some of them are crazy, it feels like he's on drugs. But the rest are great. This story is one case where the ideas are great. It's good from beginning to end, very funny and entertaining. Another feature of this author is Ron bashing, and I love that.

Hermona and Severus become very cool creatures. And even humanoid, haha. Well the spiders are funny and cool as always. This fanfic is so far top1 among the corvusdraconis fics I've had time to read.

SPOILERS:
Best lines:
[Hermione squealed in pure delight as she found an ancient tome buried in galleons. "A first edition of Hogwarts: a History… with a foreword by Rowena Ravenclaw!"]
[I have been in many duels, Professor. I have lost to only one wizard. He is behind me. You are in front of me.]
[There is no fraternisation when they are of age and married]
["Minerva, please tell me you have something highly alcoholic in a drawer somewhere," he said at last. "I'm going to need a bit of sedation or I'm going to storm up to that Headmaster's tower and do something I'll regret sometime later when I'm sitting in Azkaban for murder."]
[Hermione smiled. "He's my loveable git jerkface too," she said giving the spider a shoo on the abdomen.]
[He even forgot to feed Fawkes, but thankfully the house elves were taking care of the bird's needs. Fawkes had taken up singing I Plead Insanity as the Headmaster's personal theme song, using his taloned feet to drum the beats on his perch.]
[Others thought the dungeon bat had finally gotten so sick of her hand waving that he bit her. ]
[Hermione, who normally would have wanted to meet the parents of her husband, realised perhaps it was a blessing that she did not, lest she might have done some terribly unspeakable things to them, with or without magic, for the horrors they had inflicted upon their son.]
[Hermione and Severus turned their heads at the same time, spying the pale, fallen forms of one Harry James Potter and Ronald Bilius Weasley— both boys staring up at the sky with drool leaking from the corner of their mouths. Their bodies were dressed in very opulent and ornate drag, complete with stunning Elizabethan skirts, full makeup, corsets, and excessively frilly underthings.]
["'Mione went down on Snape!" Ron blurted out. "It was disgusting!"
"More disgusting than, say, the over twenty detentions you two gentlemen have accumulated so far for being caught in various indecent acts in the hallway alcoves, Mr Weasley?" Minerva asked, giving both boys a stern look over her spectacles.]
[SHOCKER: Boy-Who-Lived Comes Out In Transvestite Love Affair!]
[Draco snorted. "Why are you such a git, Severus?"
"I'm paid to," Severus replied. "It's in my contract."]
[Voldemort sat at the head of his table, the table he had stolen with the rest of Lucius Malfoy's estate.]
[Ron, he knew, had practically hurled at the thought of it, yelling "even Hermione deserves better than ruddy Snape." ]
[Harry looked on in unabashed horror as it looked like the two were going to kiss right in front of him, and he felt the bile rise in his throat. "Okay! Stop! I learned my lesson! You don't have to fake being married anymore just to gross me out!"]
[I have every right to enjoy private moments with my wife, and she has every right to indulge in them with whomever she chooses, as long as that person is me."]

Best lines:
["Yes," Snape said, his words clipped. His dark eyes seemed even darker. "I believe your words were 'You're two birds of a feather, anyway. Might as well roost together. Not like your reputation can become any worse, eh?'"]
[Lupin at least had that certain animal magnetism about him.]
[If those two had been young together, Lily Evans would have merely been some passing thought quick to fall into obscurity.]
[I have no doubt that had they met when he was young, he'd never have taken the Mark. More disturbing yet is her tremendous sense of compassion and ability to forgive. She would never have let a word break a friendship forever. She'd have punched him on that huge nose of his and sent him into the lake, but she would have forgiven him.]
[The Ronald boy… Weasley. He's doing his job quite well, all for a couple galleons and a box of chocolate frogs.]
[His eyes were as fascinating as a library full of tomes she'd never read before.]
[He's always been good to me, even when I threw pudding at him and jumped off tables and nearly gave him coronaries.]
["You're just not getting it, Mione! What do I have to DO to get your attention? You got something for stupid snakes, is that it? How many witches do I have to shag before you realise you're meant for ME?"]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SO HEART WARMNG

All those first editions? Aziriphale is *very* jealous now.

And I love Hermione's protectiveness. "Thee are standing where I am about to shoot!"

Remus is awfully cute, but pretty much worthless even if he wasn't a werewolf. He talks pretty, but if there were any other Marauders around, he'd turn on Snape like a crazed wombat, just like he does in canon. Harry is his last link to James, and so counts more to him than his own wife and child.

I'm surprised that Luna doesn't see Severus and Hermione clearly-she saw her mother die, after all, and I suspect Death is a kindly uncle to her.

Sigh, why can I never persuade any plushie spiders to do my housework for me?

Ah, spiders, always being helpful!

Hermione with her two scythes with a chain-always exceeding expectations. I do hope that her parents move and don't tell her where-nothing wrong with Hermione's memory should she be captured.

And Crowley himself would be proud of Snape with *his* scythe (Aziraphale merely covets Snape's library, but who doesn't?).

You have to give it to Aaron Granger, he's a dentist to the core! You just know he has a copy of MARATHON MAN and laughs in all the wrong parts.

And the rest of the story; i would feel sorry for Albus except he brought most all of it on himself.

Oh, and I'm very glad that Severus and Hermione finally understand what they mean to each other.

Does Snape still have his Dark Mark, or is he just faking things somehow so he can still spy on Voldemort?

But I love how Severus and Hermione think alike, and how Draco is properly penitent. We all noticed how Harry and Ron aren't.

Oh, and Octavius is a sweetie-pie.

I love Octavius so much...I can just imagine him perfectly in my head

Love this story for the 3rd time!

What happened to Hermione's parents