Reviews for The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen
ClaireBook1 chapter 5 . 8/26/2021
This is hilarious and makes me want to scream at the same time. I don't even want to imagine what Morgoth looks like without a shirt.
Gwen Eruanna chapter 4 . 4/12/2013
Using more swear-words per sentence than Aragorn has names? Is that possible?
Gwen Eruanna chapter 3 . 4/12/2013
"Fair 'nough. By Eru, this scenery is boring. Grass, rocks. Grass, rocks. Oh, and more grass."
"Which is different from trees, trees, and more trees, how?"
A plague on the stubbornness of elves and dwarves!
Gandalf and the Balrog aren't talking? Why does that sound so familiar?
Gwen Eruanna chapter 2 . 4/12/2013
"They are Elves, and they say that you breathe so loudly they could shoot you in the dark." Legolas replied. He listened a bit more. "With one arm tied behind their backs." Another pause. "And standing on one leg."
Gwen Eruanna chapter 1 . 4/12/2013
Spectacular. Especially the part about: "Yeah! What he said!"
Coryx chapter 1 . 7/7/2010
I thank all the deities, mythological creatures, and miscellaneous spirits ever imagined by the sentient mind that this is clearly a joke fic. Otherwise, I would have to Have Words with the author.

Not that I have anything against lesbians, but Arwen isn't. At all.

Yeah, of course. Stupid drooling rabid fangirls. . It's gotten to the point where I can barely even /think/ about him without feeling like a rabid fangirl. And I don't even drool. I appreciate his badassery in the movies, but I'm a Gwaihir fangirl all the way.

Longer than it already is? Honestly, I don't think there's a single guy with short hair in the entire series. (Movies, of course, as Tolkien wasn't really big on character description.)

Half faerie, and half what? Unless she's just half. I like that idea. Hehehehehe... indulging some of my more sadistic anti-Sue fantasies here... Don't mind me, I'm just mildly psychotic when it comes to defilers of canon.

Oh GOD. Now I know what caused the earthquake in Chile-it was Tolkien spinning in his grave. Or maybe more like having an epileptic seizure. At least the fact that she's a lesbian means that Legolas gets a break. Poor guy.

...Unless she's bi. She's not bi, is she? If she is, I'm going to have to break something. Too many freaking authors make their characters bi for no good reason.

Elf Only Inn? I want to see this. Linkplz? Stupid censored it.

Very funny. It made me laugh. :3 I wish I could do funny... I'm bad at humor. Oh well. Also a very good example of tastefully-done OOC, which many, MANY people fail to understand or be remotely competent at.
Aris Dalton chapter 1 . 3/4/2010
Ahahaha! I love this fic. It's a fantastic parody and very funny.
Deist Zealot chapter 4 . 2/28/2009
Faerie (half): Is that a reference to the Gilbert and Sullivan opera "Iolanthe"?
Mad Maudlin Hart chapter 3 . 2/9/2009
*hugs Grima*
Mad Maudlin Hart chapter 4 . 10/23/2008
"The Orcs were huddling in one corner, looking scared. This is never a good sign."


Hilarious story, hilarious Sue. We LUURVES it.
whitewave16 chapter 5 . 4/20/2008
Poor Eldarion! This story is very funny!
whitewave16 chapter 4 . 4/20/2008
Haha! The Nienna and Melkor was so funny! And Namo losing his temper was priceless. Loved the Feanorian section bit too, esp. that Feanor doesn't have any clothes.
whitewave16 chapter 3 . 4/20/2008
Grima doing in Maeluiwen was hilarious! I liked the reaction of the Rohirrim to Maeluiwen too, esp. when Theoden makes Eomer shut up.
whitewave16 chapter 2 . 4/20/2008
I loved the shirtless wardens bit and the part where Celeborn threatened Aragorn. Legolas' mom selling lingerie? Priceless!
whitewave16 chapter 1 . 4/20/2008
This was funny! Glad I read it. I've got so many favorite lines but the one I liked most was Glorfindel sketching and dreaming of his house in Valinor.
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