Reviews for Jasper's Broken Box
Rose d'Epine chapter 1 . 3/1/2020
OMG, you know I've always wonder about how vampire deals with fart and other human noises. And the Cullen went to school, some girls probably had their period and like... you know how they deal with it.
I find it funny and interesting to read.
Kemq chapter 1 . 5/27/2018
Good one shot.
Theadosia57 chapter 1 . 5/22/2018
Funny, I can see that, he can cope with their emotions, but not the farting lol xx
Alexis
GeezerWench chapter 1 . 5/15/2018
Funny!

Though I had to look up shigellosis. Never heard of it.

Anyhow, so glad the Volturi didn't end up killing Jasper.

I've wondered that myself—about internal and external body noises. I just figured it was a group of noises that would be blocked out, become part of the background noise. Like isn't there almost always a breeze? So tree limbs would be rustling. There's water flowing, traffic, animals creeping around in the woods, people moving and their clothes swishing. So much noise out there!

And no wonder Emmett would be happy all the time. Imagine the giggles from him every time somebody farted. Of course, Emmett would be the one to laugh at farts!
catgrl chapter 1 . 5/13/2018
Oh wow that was a very different side to Jasper..
Slkupfer87 chapter 1 . 5/11/2018
Loved it! Absolutely hilarious!