"He's a master of martial farts!"

It was worth it for that line alone.

It was a good 1800-word fart joke.

Captain Flatulence, a brown-belt in the martial farts! Now how do we utilize this skill against Endbringers?

*groans* Oh my gosh ... *snickering in spite of myself*

So, this is begging for a Chapter 2. How would Taylor react to her bugs encountering this? What would Panacea make of his gastric action? Would Vicky be immune?

So, I was in the shower and listening to Siri read this to me.
I totally slid down laughing.
Thanks for the laughs!

This had me laughing out loud... Didn't fall out of my armchair, but I don't think that actually happens in real life.
Cheers!

1.8k fart joke and it wad glorious!

Once his power talked about, i immediately thought of the fart guy from bobobo. The "martial farts" only cemented the similarities.

And this one shot proves that the Worm-verse can be funny with being dark humor.

Great work! Now to check the rest of your stories!

And it was amazing. Thank you for sharing that, I needed the laugh. I would totally read more with this character involved.

10/10
is it bad that I want this to become a full fledged story

You pulled this story out of your ass, didn’t you?

I know this is an elaborate fart joke, but from the standpoint of a Total Nerd that enjoys Worm... I'm seriously wondering what kind of Shard would give that powerset.

An 1800 word fart joke I'm glad you made.

Fuck my face hurts.

I’m kinda disappointed you didn’t make a reference to Monty Python’s “I fart in thy general direction