Interesting, sweet.

That was quite a funny crack fic, thank you! Btw: the full Latin term is ius primae noctis ˋright of the first night. According to Wikipedia it is not confirmed, if it was really practised.

O.M.G! Virgin-Lucius is adorable! This was just so funny and sexy. Also George was my favorite minor character and I loved the Author's Notes. It occurs to me that the baby is probably no longer an asshole and is close to starting school...

“Hermione is deeply impressed at his transferable skills.” Sexiest line ever.
This is hilarious!

Adorable and funny.

Lucius a virgin, how brilliant !

Oh, I love this!

This was absurd, awkward, laughable, and ridiculous, and I loved it! It takes true writing talent to take such a silly concept, and make it addictive! Thank you for sharing your talent with us!

So wonderful to find this great Lumione. Beautifully written and such an original take on things. The humour is brilliant and I love how you depict Lucius. Loving, funny and very sexy ,he’s just adorable. I enjoyed it so much. Thank you. Hope life has got easier for you

I admit I smiled through almost this entire thing, it was so absurd as to border in crack fic and yet still romantic and sweet, too. The speed at which Draco picked up Astoria had me cackling too. Actually weaving a tiny bit of plot in there with the ward breaking was great too, and of course yay smut! I’m one of those who enjoyed my husband’s attentions during all but two of my pregnancies (this last kiddo is my eighth and we are D.O.N.E.) and thus I heartily cheer on the pregnancy sex. I think it tends to be rather underrated

Thank you for the fun foray here. I can see how it would flow so much more easily than the darker themes of Unforgivable Sinner, with the latter being so much more complex and the characters being so much darker. As a reader I think the Lumione is delightful either way, though the darker plots tend to feel more satisfying in the payoff at the end. But there is no denying this was hilarious and ridiculous and sexy. Bravo!

Oh my gosh this is so ridiculous as a premise and yet awkward, fumbling, then surprisingly hot virgin!LH is the trope I didn’t know I needed tonight

Re-reading again, I really love this story, is my go to when I am feeling a bit blue, that said... Where is the story with Voldemort tap dancing and Severus and Lucius on roller skates... That's something I would really like to read !

"In the course of your work as a curse breaker you've been reading about breaking curses during your breaks?"

Why do I get the feeling this entire work is merely tinsel wrapped around this Stephen Sondheim-esque sentence? It was brilliant!

Seriously though, I loved this story! The idea of Lucius being an inexperienced virgin goes against so many tenets of everyone’s head canon. The fact that you wrote it into this endearingly hilarious and sexy story is simple brilliant!

If you manage to do this while dealing with a colicky newborn I can’t to see what you do when she is a preschooler, or better yet a teenage girl!

Bravo!

So, the fact that I am not a fan of this website aside (I find it cumbersome and non-user friendly, but I digress) I have to say that I am glad I succumbed to Lumione peer pressure on the Facebook page today and looked up this story, because I LOVED it! This is the kind of Lucius I love and that as a newly converted Lumione writer I have written once so far. Pompous at times, powerful (magically and as a businessman) but truly a kind, loving marshmallow on the inside. Also, sexy AF. Moderate your language. It still makes me giggle. The twist that he really isn’t Draco’s father was a little shocking but very creative. I am very glad Hermione figured out a way to get rid of that nasty requirement. I hope your baby is now allowing you to sleep and to write on a proper device.

Omg, this fic was so much fun! You took elements of tropes that I might normally scoff at, but wrote them so well that the suspension of disbelief was effortless and enjoyable. Awesome job!