Congratulations on becoming a parent, as well as being an excellent author. Many blessings to you and your family.

This should be changed to just drama. It isn't romance, you have a cheater and her enablers.

I find it hard to believe that Hermione is still friends with them in the end.

Love it! Great story

How did Fleur's uncle, A squib, send a patronus message? If the daughter cast it, it would be in her voice.

(butchering my attempt at fake French... and humor)
"No, 'arry! It is you who I want, how you say? Ze soixante neuf? Ze licking? Like last night! Zat Beel, he nevair do zat, evair!"

Ah! But if she DID have back hair, she could braid into a rope, and harness a sea turtle to ride!

"... was worth risking the Statue."
Oh, yes, definitely watch out for the statue. Especially on a flying motorcycle.

STATUTE! (lol)

Oh, yes, I can see it now. "Fleur, when I said 'sit anywhere you like' , I really hadn't meant for you to sit on my face! Oh well. When in Rome"
"We're in Paris, Harry... And don't talk with your mouth full."

This story needs a follow up! I don't know if you're plan to write one.

Enjoyed this

Thank you for your wonderfull story.

... somehow i doubt troll skin i more deadly than basilisk venom, so why not use Phoenix tears. Unless The difference between a poison and venom would make that ineffective...

Ahah! It may have taken me six chapters, but I've figured out who the older couple are. The Alma matre line really just confirmed it for me. Very cute idea!

‘“This was a wonderful idea,” Fleur said as she sipped her wine.’ She’s pregnant. She can’t drink wine. That’s the only issue I have with the story, otherwise great work.

Rule 1: tell the truth