Reviews for Harry Potter, Self-Insert
yochan123 chapter 20 . 9/29/2021
Shiiiiit it was a good place tho lol

My name is Harry Potter! You killed my parents! Prepare to die! OBLIVIATE!"
Great line
yochan123 chapter 19 . 9/29/2021
Lmao dumbledore reconsidering hiring Lockhart now eh
yochan123 chapter 17 . 9/29/2021
Xraying the stone is great. That chess software beating the chess set - brilliant!

And seriously dumbledore your safety mechanisms absolutely suck. It’s like throwing away flamel’s life
yochan123 chapter 16 . 9/29/2021
Yesss brilliant plan for political maneuvering

Operation Gandhi."

"Are you serious, Potter? You think you can peacefully protest the Dark Lord?"

"No, it's exactly the same as Celestial Canidae, except that we use the current political chaos in Soviet Russia to pilfer a small nuclear bomb, and use that."

LMAO LOVE THIS. Hahahaha yes I vote for this plan wholeheartedly
yochan123 chapter 15 . 9/29/2021
a group of schoolkids shouldn't really have to fight a bloody war. So I changed my plan to where I and Dumbledore will do most of the dirty work.

See this is the best plan. Again I applaud your genius cuz I would never ever want the plot to unfold like the books where basically a single slip death

Loooove the troll part and dumbledore better get his ass working to kill voldy if he can’t bring himself to avada
yochan123 chapter 14 . 9/29/2021
Hahaha he flattered Snape and got some good brownie points XD
It’s so fun to see Hermione reenact that scene but playfully XD
yochan123 chapter 13 . 9/29/2021
Lol yes let’s go murder uncle algie
yochan123 chapter 12 . 9/29/2021
Hahaha yes Harry helping the school and get one over malfoy
yochan123 chapter 11 . 9/29/2021
Omg I LOVE THIS. Yes stick it to dumbledore right there and all of the flaws in this abysmal education pointed out

You can't understand anything in Defence class because Professor Quirrel stutters so much, and from what I heard the previous Defense professors were even worse. The caretaker makes it no secret that he doesn't like being around children. From what I hear from the upper year students, it's not much better there. The Divination professor has a track record of just one true prophecy, thank you very much for that. Muggle studies is at least four decades out of date, there is no equivalent to teach students who grew up muggle about the magical world. Let's face it, the teachers are completely overworked with only one teacher per subject teaching the entire school, student complaints are completely ignored, there's rarely anyone in the common rooms to supervise and the brooms used for flying lessons are in such a bad condition it's a small miracle there hasn't been a serious accident yet. Did I forget anything? Oh yeah, the corridor of very painful death. Very appropriate for a school to have something like that.

BEAUTIFUL! Yeah and dumbledore never placed any wards on the corridor either. He should have just taken off quirrel’s turban right there too lol
yochan123 chapter 10 . 9/29/2021
Omg I love this hahah
Act normal - don’t think about voldy!

Honestly idk why so many SI are so fine with plot playing out like the first book cuz I would not be knowing quirrelmort is right there
yochan123 chapter 9 . 9/29/2021
Oooh love this paragraph
he did leave me with the Dursleys and never checked on me. Either way he's far from the perfect person the wizarding public believes him to be, if a group of schoolkids have to save the day not just once, but seven years in a row, the adults in charge aren't as responsible as they should be.

Dude I think the exact same! Though I would believe him to be a manipulative evil mastermind too

Lmaooo Snape: where would I find a bezoar
Harry: *takes out bezoar*

Definitely the best I’ve ever seen
yochan123 chapter 8 . 9/29/2021
Hahaha yes the stupid gryffindor slytherin rivalry that was always promoted and never lessened is stupid. Now they also don’t have to deal with stupid Ron

Pureblood traditionally Slytherin families like yours that supported Voldemort and bribed their way out?"

"What? My father was under the Imperius! He will hear about this!"

"I'm sure he will. Tell him that if he ever needs his master vanquished again, he can just send me an owl."
lmaoo
yochan123 chapter 7 . 9/29/2021
Awww yay Hermione good friend established and helping him

Man he should start trying to get the others to invest some money into muggle companies…tho the best ones aren’t here yet like Google haha

Well, looks like Sirius will have to sue the Ministry for reparations or get a job so that we can continue with employing Remus.
yes sirius definitely should sue eince he never got a trial!

Honestly dumbledore should have given his vault money to Harry since his parents died for their cause. The plastic surgeon and the time zones parts were BRILLIANT

LMAO that his form is an octopus omg hahaha…yeah a bird would be so helpful but lol a large octopus would definitely not be helpful unless he’s thrown into the ocean
yochan123 chapter 6 . 9/29/2021
the Ministry of Magic is full of idiots who think it's best to leave children like you clueless until right before sending them to magical school."

THANK YOU! Man I so tired of time travel or SI fics never recognizing this

Lmao the joke about Harry walking out of gringotts with 37.35% ownership of hogwarts haha.

Man moody is probably making a toast to mr X hahaha
yochan123 chapter 5 . 9/29/2021
Yay befriending Hermione! Definitely applaud learning occlumency cuz it’s the most important magic for him

Honestly getting Harry adopted was the best thing ever. Gotta somehow expose or just outright murder dumbeldore “accidentally” later too
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