Reviews for Red Like Roses? Gross!
Predatorpug chapter 1 . 12/8/2024
I think I'm gonna like this story ️️
Chris Cochran chapter 16 . 6/25/2024
I am truly saddened that this story ends here. It was a fun read.
WickedUpHeaval chapter 1 . 6/24/2024
Will you ever finish this story? It was kind of peak Lancaster.
blackarrowprime94 chapter 1 . 2/14/2024
Are you ever gonna finish this?
TheRedComet01 chapter 16 . 8/31/2023
Funny
DirtiestShisno chapter 16 . 7/10/2023
please continue this story theres not many good lancaster
Super heavy weapons guy chapter 16 . 6/22/2023
Was good while it lasted
Guest chapter 16 . 4/29/2023
After failing to get into Beacon, Jaune basically just NEETs around Vale with Vampire Ruby, huh?

Sponging off her Vampire family's home and food, too, while he's at it lol.

I mean, I don't mind, it's a funny story. But what is Jaune gonna do for a career, and stuff, like to earn money and such? And how's he gonna buy a home if he does decided to start a family with Ruby?

Questions for another day, perhaps (though, to be fair, I guess that all can be left up in the air in this story. And it's not like vampires actually need homes, anyway - just some place to stay for the day, to not get burned. Though having a private, secure place of your own would probably be nice).
QAKERS chapter 10 . 4/27/2023
Me read this:what the actual FUCK?
QAKERS chapter 9 . 4/27/2023
This entire gorgan thing is ironic
QAKERS chapter 6 . 4/26/2023
Two words the FUCK
QAKERS chapter 6 . 4/26/2023
DND with Blake if this is what you want then the story is for you
QAKERS chapter 1 . 4/25/2023
I was cringing so hard but first chapter good
Guest chapter 16 . 4/25/2023
I like how the whole premise of the story is Jaune and Ruby NEETventuring around Vale (NEETventuring because they aren't working or studying or anything - basically just goofing around every night). How does Ruby even get the money for her escapades (assuming she's the one paying)? Or Jaune, for that matter (lmao)?

Does Ruby just like...steal the money from humans, or something...? (lmao)
Guest chapter 16 . 4/24/2023
The Steamed Hams reference made me laugh.

Also, the "Romance of Three Kingdoms" irl is like a proto-"Game of Thrones", like 200 years before "Game of Thrones" was actually thing. Except that it's actually historically, if somewhat exaggerated with supernatural elements in certain places. And a lot less sex, and food. If it's Arc, maybe it should rather be one of Jaune's ancestors, instead of just his Great-Grampa? Because that would imply it happened only like, a 100 years or so back, but maybe it should take place earlier? Like 500 years or so, at least.

Anyways, great story, though. Certainly got me laughing a lot in certain places.
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