It was interesting and cool until Osiris… that thing is really unnecessary and annoying

The author was Baked, and thus there was cake.

Black and white armor...? All that stuff was stripped off dead Combine soldiers and CP units, I take it.

Gordon and a sane GLaDOS? Yeesh. It would have been a short run but that combo would have torn the Combine a new one.

Man this was cool. Finally someone writing Taylor as a Tinker.
This does not get written often enough. And great writing on the Aperture background.

Thank you. This story is why I read fanfiction. Thanks

That was a really fun story! Congrats for finishing it.

Come for the cake, get ready for the gore! Uh, yeah...I'll pass, I think...

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. What a brilliant piece of fanfic. I don't know where you got the history of Aperture, I recognized everything from Portal 2, but it's my new headcanon. Immoral sadists indeed.

i don't know why but I would love a sequel to this. Maybe how Taylor as spelunker and the rest of aperture effects the world.

amazing, and the best part: the cake isn't a lie, not anymore

Masterpiece

To be completely honest, this is a bit of a letdown. I was hoping to have a complex plot outside of the facility, but ultimately everything ended up focusing on Taylor's escape from the facility. At least the story is complete, and the spelling and grammar are up to par.

I have to ask: specifically Marmite, or could one use Vegemite instead (or that crappy knockoff Sanitarium brand crap, even)?

well, apparently I'd be screwed. I get ear infections when I get too vigorous when trying to clean my ears. not fun. they heal after 3 days though. my immune system is amazing like that. I don't even get the flu when flu season rolls around. at worst, I just get a cold instead.