Reviews for Blue Mushrooms for All!
fantasychica37 chapter 1 . 7/18/2013
What the! I love it! Now I need to get back to my students...
whitewave16 chapter 1 . 4/20/2008
Haha! Wonder what the pink mushrooms are for. Hahaha is that for the girls? Wish you would write a sequel with details of the Feanorian Erotic Chronicles. Haha!
J.S. Mews chapter 1 . 7/7/2006
"Didn't your mother ever tell you it is rude to keep a Goddess waiting?"

This made my day! I wonder how Manwë would react...
lady ix chapter 1 . 2/27/2005
thank you. that was absolutly brilliantly hillarious. ow. my sides hurt now, but that's ok.

*walks away still laughing*

~ix
Otto's Goat chapter 1 . 1/16/2005
My sides still hurt. Too funny...
Hail the Warrior chapter 1 . 11/16/2004
I laughed extremely hard in this one...thanks.
dweeb chapter 1 . 8/11/2004
The use of the term "Teleri" for the language of the Telerin Elves in the Blessed Realm should be corrected to "Amanya Telerin."

Otherwise, this is an awesome story. I never much fancied Legolas before, but your version is most endearing.
MorgauseNokami chapter 1 . 6/27/2004
*laughs* You're brain rules. This is rather funny. *adds to favs*
Karoliina chapter 1 . 5/6/2004
This is so deliciously funny!
“Varda, you may not keep him as a pet! Elves are messy. They shed, they leave gemstones lying about the place…
Rebecca19 chapter 1 . 3/26/2004
"Confound it all, Yavanna, you are *not* to make any more of those special mushrooms. Varda's been locked in the bedroom with that Elf for a week, and the swans of Alqualonde have elected that Hobbit as their King and God, and are dive-bombing the Vanyar."
*snerk* I love it. This line raised all sorts of awful, wonderful, hilarious images in my head, and they JUST WON'T GO AWAY! Do you think you could possibly write a sequel to this that follows up on Legolas and Frodo's blue-mushroom-induced adventures? I *like* this version of Valinor!
StrawberryChick chapter 1 . 12/29/2003
*giggle* That was ... odd ... but still wildly hilarious!
A first-edition copy of 'Erotic Fëanorian Chronicles' on Varda's bedside table ... that's got to be a first. ... O_o ...
Please, by all means, eat more chocolate after midnight! We must have more of this! _
Natalie chapter 1 . 8/21/2003
it's really funny and all but... wow... can we say the strangest thing ever written on this crouded fandom? _ ohh I want to archive it on my website, can I? pretty please? send me an email and let me know :) anyway, thanks for the mental images Jen (if that is indeed your real name:P )
Laswen chapter 1 . 8/21/2003
I love it! Please, please please...UPDATE!
Aine Tassorosso chapter 1 . 5/29/2003
Oh my gosh. This is funny. I love it. Do not tell your brain off for being weird, I would love to read more of your various insane fics (The Sinking of Numenor and Maeluiwen were also great, BTW) I would like t point out your spelling and grammer errors, but I cannot find any. You have a gift for brilliantly insane Tolkien fics. (Before you say anything, I *do* know that I write in chppy sentances).
Pinto chapter 1 . 5/27/2003
Oh please tell me that you aren't ending that here! Lmao! That was one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I'm sitting in school, and I was doing all right until I come upon the lines:

"Varda’s been locked in the bedroom with that Elf for a week, and the swans of Alqualondë have elected that Hobbit as their King and God, and are dive-bombing the Vanyar.”

I lost it there! Lmao! That was SO flippin' funny! I love it! :)
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