That 'Levitation Wedgie' on Sirius has got to HURT… better know your "Reparo" and "Scourgify" well when that happens!

HOLY CRAP, the whole of "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban" has been undone (before it even began) in about a single chapter!

Additionally, this rather hilarious example deserves to be put under the "TV Tropes" entry for the "On Second Thought" trope.

HARRY: "So… the Patronus?"
REMUS: "Thirteen is a bit young for learning that particular spell."
HARRY: "That makes sense. Want to talk about how you never bothered to contact me since the day I lost my parents?"
REMUS: "… so, the key to the Patronus…"

Well, regarding one Gilderoy Lockhart (I’m surprised he managed to escape Hogwarts before he got cornered by Harry and Ron)… as Sarah1281 would have put it, "When In Doubt, OBLIVIATE!"

I really enjoy how you address several issues that the fandom has treated as dark conspiracies or malicious intent, and given logical reasons for them and made them thought provoking, such as the Flamels and house elf motivations. Kudos!

The reader chuckles and almost laughs out loud.

Hey, another one gone. I didn't expect that.

If only travel was so nice.

Wonder if Dobby will journey with them.

Hard to believe it is still summer for the two goobers.

Glad you didn't forget about the book.

Wonder if anyone from the school will find out about the financial fast one.

Interesting.

UPDATE!

Thanks for the chapter! I can't wait for more!

YESSSS dumbledore can be really awesome when you use him right