Anakin your teenage hormones resulted in Order 66. I'm pretty sure that did a bit more than drive Kenobi up a wall.

Oh, I loved this one! The exact same thing happened to my little brother when he was four: he tripped with a pencil in his mouth and stabbed himself. It was fine, so the doctor sent him home with a bit of gauze to chew on. Vader was honestly so much nicer than we were. We had to work so hard not to laugh in front of him cuz It was ridiculous.

I didn't know at first that it was that kind of situation on this chapter. I thought it was, like, throwing up blood, which yeah, is really bad. But once Leia explained what it actually was, I understood and couldn't stop chuckling. It makes sense that Vader would freak out. With my brother, I came in the room with his mouth covered in blood and was just like "Oh dear. What happened? Doctor said he's ok? Ok, moving on." Id seen it before with my other brothers. But if, like Vader, I'd had no experience with kids, that blood would've looked way scarier. Great job! Very realistiv and funny!

Hey Vader, pro tip, don’t let your kids play with scissors either. At least half of my siblings have chopped their hair off with those

Really lovely,lovely story. Thank you for the update!

Oh my Lord, Luke. I can only imagine the heart attack Vader suffered the moment blood started pouring out of his son's mouth. I wasn't expecting that at all. When I realized he was going to open his mouth, I thought, "Okay, he probably chipped or lost some teeth rough housing with Leia or something." NOPE. THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED. AT ALL. Just. Luke: *opens mouth* Me and Vader: ? Luke *starts bleeding profusely from mouth* Me and Vader: ! *INSTANT PANIC* I applaud you, friend, for taking me completely off guard. XD Love this chapter!

Yup. Kids are insane and Vader is lucky as they have the Force to help them be insane. A stick is pretty harmless compared to what they could have done.

Oh my goodness, this was great! I mean, not what happened to Luke, but just Vader trying to dealing with this type of thing-poor Vader. he is not equipped to handle that kind of thing at all! It sounds really painful too. So if you didn't tell your parents when it happened to you, did it heal just fine?

Kids are definitely crazy!

Oh Force. I have to agree... there's absolutely NO logic with kids. Love this series of onesies! :D

I love these stories

Crap. Again amazing.

Crap. Damn phone cutting me off. Again. I’ve done stuff twice as stupid as that. But. Who knows. Maybe it’s just because I’m an adult and nothing similar has happened to me or anyone I know I find it stupid. But what do I know.

Umm. No. I don’t know what you were allowed to do but even as a naive, stupid, eight year old “stick in mouth with roller skates on” just seems dumb. Eh. I’ve done more idiotic things. Very good though.

YIKES! That must have been Extremely Scary for Vader and any parent. But, kids will do some not so well thought out stuff. This was a very heartwarming story. Thanks! :)

I loved how annoyed Vader was in this chapter. It just seemed so in character.

aww Luke knows how to drive Vader crazy haha , i injured my brother playing when we were little so this was like a flashback