im inclined to take myself out on oiterally any other day just for the 5/7 of making it to paradise. or more importantly just not being in Mondays. holy shite dude. theres existential dread and then there is whatever the fuck i just read. im gonna go get drunk. (fantastic story telling)

Omg dude everything you write hits like a tonne of bricks - you are literally the only reason I would come near with a ten foot pole. You’re incredible, this is amazing, holy macaroni just the world building and the everything the pacing and the premise and the gut wrenching pathos and comedy and just… wow 10/10

Why would you write something so goddamn depressing.

Good God, this is the single best piece of literature I have ever read. When aliens come to visit earth, I want this to be the first thing they read. I need a sequel. A trilogy. An entire goddam series of these. Please. The way it acts all serious, almost biblical, and then, *WHAM* slaps you with the absurdity of the situation. Actually, "absurd" is the perfect word to describe this. This is an absurdist masterwork, a reflection on the human condition. Thank you, and Sivad bless you and keep you.

This... might be the best piece of text on this whole website.

pain. thank you

i am going to cry

on one hand, this is ridiculous. on the other hand, fuck you, I need more, please make more.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So... the question will never be answered, because there are people who are happy where they are and don't want to leav

Stories like these are exactly why I love fanfiction.

Now we are all sons of bitches.

What is that ending?!gf hddggjc. This story is way better than it has any right to be and now I'm invested fuck you.

The moral of the story, monday people, like morning people, are the worst.