Hoo, Hestia almost lost her temper.

Hades is just making the Mick Gordon score... anticipate.

Dang, if he's not careful he's going to end up with interdimensional Hestia's.

He gave one Candyland, and the second he cut the weavings of fate off her kid, letting her... be Hestia.

I never really read PJO, but that Hestia has to be severely traumatized if she can't look after her kids.

Wow, the optimism is off the charts. Burned to a nasty skeletor, and he still wants to explore castles with his familiar.

Hard light cookware IS useful.

You don't have to do dishes, or worry about teflon, or destroying your spatulas!

There aren't enough food fics. There was a fun one with shirou emiya going into that crazy cooking school anime, but that just... stopped updating.

DOOMSLAYER: PTA PRESIDENT

No one ever has any objections! They're so polite!

Tavish annoys Dr. Jones and Lady Croft

"These traps are highly impractical, more one and dones. And who designs their protection systems to collapse their tomb?"

"Chapolotec -"
"Yeah, one second, I'm going to call in my expert, Bob Anubishead"

"Bob, can you believe this place?"
-Bob just facepalms at the poor tomb design-

SPACE GUANO MONEY! We gettin Space Crap Money!

Huh, FAR CRY - PLEASANT VACATION doesn't sound too bad.

Set up a bunker on the beach, cook over a nice campfire, some hero already cleared the campaign so the island is uninhabited, but still has plenty of wildlife, off road vehicles, and boats.

Pretty much everyone on the crew so far has trauma they could stand to defrag; Isis just found some metaphysical cracks.

Pan Pipes? Yoshi's Island.

Dunderhead sea, dunderhead sea
keep on supplying flesh for the frying
Shrimp on barbie!

If you remove the superweapon, Halos would likely make great relocation points for people from deathworlds.

I honestly found the superweapon reveal in halo depressing. The ringworlds are SO COOL, the fact they're just a focusing barrel is sad.

Crap, shove Rapture on an unoccupied halo so people stop squatting in it.

"I WILL USE RAPTURE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" "No you won't, you melty faced wrench magnet"

Give the covenant as many (deactivated) sacred rings as they want, revealing the float turkeys as liars!

"The vermin have defiled the sacred rings with their footsteps!"
"Aaaaaaaand how many undefiled rings can I ring you up for? 10% discount for orders over 20!"

If he's going to go down the route of martial artists, I'd love for him to go the the crazy worlds of True Crime: Streets of LA, or Sleeping dogs.

In True Crime I could see him embracing the insanity of Los Angeles, and if he went to sleeping dogs, I could see Winston and Peggy's wedding being a quiet affair.

I was going to complain about him taking his aunt's dog, and then I remembered, it's on pause.

(planes) WALKIES!

Sounds like the Harley from the self-titled show. Robin being her nemesis, instead of the bat fucker.

I saw the author's note.
You're dealing with spacebattler's disease.

There are a ton of great fics over there, but once you get into the comments, everybody wants to steer the story. Don't invest everything into the spartan program immediately? You're going to have angry halo posters.

Don't snap the harley quinn companion token immediately? That's got a whole chorus of crazies.

This fic is FUN, and I greatly enjoy it.

Tavish inadvertantly converting a scav into a shooting star (Literally!) is fantastic!

I do worry about the demonic incursions though, the Maelstromers died so Tavish could push himself, that's not really fitting his alignment, and he's pretty much DOOMed whatever location gets hit next for territory management wars.

oh crap, I'm doing the thing!

Sorry!

I really like the fic and where it's going!

I’ve been reading fanfiction for so long that only a 700k story can be considered “long”. THOSE stories are a bit of a slog, this one was a pleasant afternoon.

from mook to duke, SPACE SCAV!

Looking back on it… having a anime name is just a Japanese name, so this is kind of racist.

Hmm a omake were piccolo merges with one punch man counterpart would be interesting

Huh..I kinda hope he visits restaurant to another world anime lol

bullshit lmao mc is good at pulling shit out of his mouth like nothing

I may have missed it but what did he get at 50 for int,wis and luck?