thanks for this! fun read

Well, that was boring; a bit funny though. I would ask that you be so kind and label your parody as such, please.

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Hi,

Thanks for sharing this enjoyable tale.

All the best,,

Old-Crow

You take comissions? Great, I have an outline I would like fleshed out.

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hopefully ffn will not censor it...

Albus is next to useless in canon.
He cannot;
win a war
make sure death eaters go to Azkaban when Lily beats Tom
prevent bullying in book one
keep Hagrid out of Azkaban in book two
do anything about the dementors in book three
get Sirius a fair trial
get Harry out of the Triwiz in book four
keep students safe in Hogwarts in book five
teach Harry anything useful in book six

Albus is not the great white wizard he is presented as at the start.

His failing is he is too "good" and refuses to kill the damned.

Nothing about Augusta's reaction? She is convinced that Neville and Hermione are dating and will marry - and then out of the blue Hermione marries Harry instead? Yeah, that will go over reaaaaally well.

And what about what's gonna happen during the next few decades? Even if Harry isn't interested, Hermione might be very interested in taking over and reshaping the world. With things like an alchemically created superconductor Harry already did so to some extent in the other timeline. But with his future knowledge...

They could create Google, Facebook, any other social media, the first smartphone and anything else that would make them more influential. They could take over the internet. They would have a monopoly on public opinion.

I really like it. Kudos for your great work.

Hahahaha! Addicted to Veela pussy has to be best hp fanfic line ever written!

After years of fanfic reading, I have gotten so bored of Hermione/Ron/Ginny that I put their names in “exclude” when searching for something to read.
But this fic was so refreshing to read! I hope you add a chapter or two (maybe another one chapter fic in another universe).
Thank you for writing and sharing!

The way harry calls dumbledore young us so hilarious!

idk what it is but I really enjoyed this haha, not too crack story but still no way close to canon. would love to see some more of this if you ever thought about it?

Loved this if you do a continuation or dimensional jump take them back to where Dumbledore went but as adults messing with them and Grindelwald could be so much fun. Or just the characters and time frame of Fantastic Beast and where to find them. you know the whole WWII time frame well alittle before to build themselves up a foundation like he raised his island

Best one shit evver I read!

I know you are not likely to write it, but I would be very interested to see that timeline where Dumbledor went. And I see it is not just me, other reviewers are saying the same thing.

Again, I'm well aware this won't make you write that story, but I would love to read it.