Hilarious.

Near the end I saw it all coming together, great.

It took me far longer than it should have to read through the story because I was laughing too hard to see the words. Thank you for the laughs!

Definitely worth a laugh! Well written, I read this in their voices!

And yes, don't fuck with either Vakarian or Zorah (unless you're Zorah...)

That was beautiful.
A little note for Garrus, "do not fuck with an engineer's numbers, ever!"

Please keeping writing fics your so good at it.

One of the top writers on here. Pleased to see you still poking around, always love how much shit Garrus gets and gives from the rest of the crew.

Nice... Tali wins!

Now this is a well-written and genuinely funny story. I think my favorite part was "GO CALIBRATE YOUR FACE!"

Thanks for the laughs.

bruhhh this is wonderful

I cackled so much my wife came in to see if I'd finally lost it and snapped :)

Inspired, Z, really.

Hope all is well if your world.

Man, I was actually halfway through rereading For Tomorrow We Die for the umpteenth time when I got the notification that you had posted another Mass Effect story. Dropped everything to read it with absolutely no regrets. Your work has always on the same level (if not better than) the official material Bioware released, and you haven't lost that quality at all.

Well, that explains a lot. I don't know who I feel more sorry for: Tali or Garrus. This is a hilarious story! Well done.