Some of this stuff is absolutely hilarious. Nicely done.

Gotta love a story that makes you laugh out loud multiple times in just a few chapters. keep up the good work there is a very limited amount of stories that keep me so amused these days sadly and i hope you can see it through.

Ya I'm not going to read this, Harry comes off as a robot in terms of personality. Nothing he says feels like something a person would say and the flow of dialogue is basically nonexistent.

I… where has this masterpiece been all my life?

I am enjoying this story! Much laughter over the slapstick comedy routines that Harry invokes/provokes.
Also like the 'Harry gets his own' and 'get their just desserts' vignettes for the various canon characters. E.g., Harry's response any time his scar hurts. ROFL!

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Le pauvre

Great update

lol!

Great story, can't stop laughing

Very smooshed together grammar wise, makes it uncomfortable to read.

Yeah, I cannot read anymore with all being smooshed together.
I hope you continue to write as the content was enjoyable.

Enjoyable story but hard to read.
If you could, separate when people talk? Instead of all in one paragraph? An example is below.

"What can I do for you Mr. potter?"

Harry gave the man a suspicious look after being recognized but replied; "I'd like to buy a wand. Anything that looks cool and can cause an explosion or a least mildly impressive fireworks will do."

Ollivander looked askance and said "That's not how it works. The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter."

Harry just shrugged and made a get-on-with-it motion with his hand.

Ollivander then bustled off to a shelf halfway across the room and began to mutter to himself while collecting different boxes. Returning he said; "let's start with these."

ahhhhhhhhhh, this is sooo good, i love crackfic like this, laugh so much, shame that there isnt more, can anyone recomend me similar fics?

Love it

Stan Shunpike, public defender and part-time Knight Bus conductor. That needs to be its own story!