Reviews for The Ships are Sailing
Katedagreat chapter 3 . 12/27/2011
Haha so true I'm tired of all those stupid, fluffy romance fics too! Ur rit, they never have good character development or details, they just turn it into a porno! This is funny, tho a lil creepy, write more!
iwmango chapter 3 . 10/13/2011
I think I'm coking...(Dies) Annoying authors resurrect me... blah, blah blah.

Yeah who would find a bath big enough for Hagrid?
Lata chapter 3 . 2/9/2010
Lata chapter 1 . 2/9/2010
Susan chapter 3 . 9/25/2005
I like how you made fun of the shipers. How about one with Snape next. Maybe Snape and Sinistra would be a good one. Then maybe you can do a Snape and Mcgonagall pairing after that.
Henrietta-thepseudonym chapter 1 . 8/4/2005
Well, I certainly laughed and then some! But I find just the very idea of Hermione/Harry hilarious-that or revolting!
IdaBlack chapter 1 . 3/22/2005
Maybe u dont think its fun

but this is the first fic i have really really laughed of in very long time..

i mean in real life i sister looked confused at me :D

write some more!
Lady Cantara chapter 1 . 8/19/2004
Normally right about now i would be writing you a very humerous and witty review because i like your story so much. But i am afriad that i cannot. You see, you are so funny that i am afraid that i will write a reveiw that will not be humerous to you at all, seeing as you can obviously amuse yourself by jsut telling yourself a joke. So i will just tell you the story is good, and move onto the next chappie!
Lady Cantara chapter 3 . 8/19/2004
Ever so discusting yes, but still even ever so much mroe funny! Was my grammer correct? Probally not. Oh well. Anyways...
Lady Cantara chapter 2 . 8/19/2004
And here goes Lady Cantara's attempt to humor the already ever so humerous herself, Clearly Clayr:

*laughs* *laughs more laughs more and more* *tires of laughing and tells you how much she enjoyed your story* So anyways, i really did enjoy your story. Quite good. Though actually its not a story, but yeah. I did love it. *gets bored* *stands akwardly in silence* Yeah, so anways this whole witty review thing isnt working out is it? *author nods no* Well then, i guess i will just go onto the next chapter since it seems my reviewing work here is done, though i dont think it ever quite began. Actually though techinically it did up at the part where i said "And here goes..." blah blah blah. But that is beside the point. The point is this review sucks. Onto the next chapter where i will laugh and write another sucky review to the all amazing all powerful Clearly Clayr. Tootles. :)
tripchick chapter 3 . 8/2/2004
You are a comic genius. I commend you on your extreme contributions to the Harry Potter fanfiction world by writing hilarious fanfiction making fun of talentless twelve-year-olds writing plotless dribble. :) I really hope you continue!

Going on faves of course.
Tired Feather chapter 3 . 4/2/2004
Aw. Very funny well done. Could you do a slash on soon please? :)
Laburnum Steelfang chapter 1 . 8/15/2003
On second thoughts, DON'T do Dobby/Winky. An entire story in elfspeak (shudder).

Don't forget to do Fred/George twincest at some point.
Not-an-Illusion chapter 3 . 8/14/2003
the part about the accent was funny if it helps lol
Ashliegh chapter 3 . 8/12/2003
Man, that was disgusting. But in a humourous way! It was suppose to give me bad images anyhow. Well done! Please continue!
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