After your little 'coming soon note' I have to go read the next chapter. You ruined your own reviewer. Live with the consequences.
GAH! I don't actually mean that!
SHUT UP ME, YOU'RE WAY TOO SOFT!
Well, sometimes it's better than being a right grum-HEY!

Anyway, bu-bye, I'll review you next chap-NO YOU WON'T!
*Peeks out of hiding place and whispers, 'Oh yes I will!'*
*Releases evil cackle*

Oh god!
"Dobby sent the other wizard a look that fully implied the wizard was slow in the head."
I LOVE your fic a lot, but this ONE LINE takes the the cake for me!

Don't feel bad for Sirius.
Don't feel bad for Siri-Black.
Don't feel bad for Black.
Don't feel bad for Black.
Don't feel bad for Black.
Don't feel bad for Black.
Don't feel bad for Black.
Don't feel bad for Black.
Don't feel bad for Black.
Don't feel bad for Black.
*Wails pitifuly* But I have too! Ah! Fine! You! Author! Put him out of his misery already!
Gah! Now I'm talking too myself! AAAHHH!

I really hope that he eventually forgives them, not for their sakes, but because I want him to have somebody to lean on. Everybody needs somebody, I hope he won't put his total trust, but still just enough to love a little, and have a family. Merlin knows he needs one. Why, oh why, did Harry have to pull the short stick in life? Curse you fate and luck!

Sorry, I really can't wait to read the next chapter, but I still felt as though you deserved a review. So there it is. Sorry again for the pitiful thing, but it is what it is. I'm off! Now I'm just rambling. . . whoops.

Yes yes yes! I hope Harry tortures them once they come home!
Whoops.
Did I just write that? Check.
Do I want revenge? Check.
Do I follow through with my death threats? Check.
Does the author of this fic need to stay in a heavily guarded manor with a lifetime supply of necessities to survive my wrath? Check.

(Disclaimer; I don't actually mean the part about death threats. Or the next part. Still. Watch out. ;P )

What in heavens name is happening . . . please don't tell me they are tricking him! I swear I will come after you! And learn magic just to crucio you! Harry has suffered enough!

Wow. I guess it was kinda stupid of Harry not to even check for portkeys after not trusting the whole wizarding world... oh well, what's done is done. Hope it isn't to Azkaban, or the death eaters... maybe the Burrow?

Ok, just wanted to give a well deserved review, but like Black, my writing skill has left me ...
Notice how he and I are not on a friendly first name basis. DEATH TO BLACKS.
Gonna go to the next chapter, keep writing, you're awesome at it. You do you!

Where on earth is he? *sighs*. Does he not even think about exacting revenge? I'm disappointed in the young marauder.
... that is, if he wanted to be called a marauder...
... of course he would! Who wouldn- Great! Now you're talking to yourself!
...
Honestly, it's more like- SHUT UP AND POST THE REVIEW ALREADY!

I'm actually quite happy that Harry won't forgive them easily, even if they show remorse, it doesn't change the fact that they still did it. Ron and Hermione had NO excuse, nor anyone else. Curse them all Harry! Break their hearts! Go Dark! Resurrect Voldemort! GET REVENGE!

Hmm, did the Malfoys house Harry if he escaped? Was Harry kidnapped then helped? I want to have answers NOW!

. . .

Merlin, I'm channeling Malfoy. Again. Pity me.

Of course. Lupin is alive. You know, I actually considered that option when he fell to the ground because he was the first one to talk to Harry. Why would Harry kill him? Mmm. . . me likey this story. I'll probably go to your account after this . . .

Come on! I want answers! I want them now!
*Gapes at myself*
Did I- Did I just quote Draco bloody Malfoy?! Ah! And is said Malfoy light? Gah! The world has ended!

Mmmm, NEED TO READ!