Reviews for The Epic Comedic LOTR Poem!
Guest chapter 1 . 7/24/2013
OMG THIS IS MARVELOUS, AMAZING. The first chapter's my favorite but I like the other ones too. God ill show my friends and they'll be like OMG cause these poems are really OMG. PLZ MAKE MOREEE
Tabitha of MoonAurora chapter 3 . 9/16/2010
LQTMS! I am loving this random poetry! it very amusing and I can't wait for more. I like the comments about dressing Legolas in drag at the end of this chapter. Hahahaha. I'm serious quirky poetry is always good for the soul. Thanks

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JennyJoy4 chapter 3 . 1/26/2010



I have nothing clever to say.



ps: this fic is funny.
JennyJoy4 chapter 2 . 1/26/2010
There was a lad named Frodo

And he was a hobbit.

And if he had a cold and someone

Slapped him, he'd yell, "Stobbit!"

Christopher Robin is going.

At least I think he is.


Nobody knows.

But he is going -

I mean he goes

(To rhyme with "knows")

Do we care?

(To rhyme with "where")

We do

Very much.

(I haven't got a rhyme for that "is" in the second line yet.


(Now I haven't got a rhyme for bother. Bother)

Those two bothers will have to rhyme with each other


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JennyJoy4 chapter 1 . 1/26/2010
He made the ring in Mordor

In the fires of Mount Doom,

Where there's lots of smoke and lava

And volcanoes all go BOOM!

When the night is dark,

And the dogs go 'bark';

When the clouds are black,

And the ducks go 'quack';

When the sky is blue,

And the cows go 'mo';

Think of lovely Queenie,

She'll be thinking of you.

This is horrible. I love it.

Cynicism and Happiness chapter 2 . 6/13/2007
You are a genius! This was brilliant. :D
blueyedragon09 chapter 3 . 3/18/2007
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Seriously...I think I love you... okay, no, aquward, but, the poem, BRILLIANT!

ha, I love it! Brilliant! I need more adjectives... awesome, fantastic, supurb, hilarious, addictive, and... brilliant!

Okay, I'll leave you alone now _
anonymous chapter 1 . 5/26/2005
lots of people have tried this but this is the only actually funny one that i've seen
SkyBourne chapter 3 . 4/7/2005
Good job.
random person chapter 2 . 3/22/2005
"And banged it with his staff"

is that...supposed to be an inuendp?
Lisa de Lujun chapter 3 . 3/14/2005
Ha too funny. i happen to come upon your stories from megan sleevewillow...yeah. i really like your poem you should update soon. lol

~*~Lisa de Lujun~*~
Darth Sissy chapter 3 . 11/24/2004

This is the gnome with the really hard to tye name...changed it after getting inspired by Star Wars and a sheet.

Is this discontinued? Oh well. it's still on my faves list!

Isildo chapter 3 . 11/9/2004
I love it! This is a great idea, the epic poem dealy. Me likey. :) Write more soon! Oh, and I think all your reviewers should get fresh-baked cookies. :P
Slug-Slayer chapter 1 . 8/1/2004
Ok, this is my first review, so here I go.

I am an avid Lord of the Rings fan, and I liked this poem. It made me laff. I think it could use a sequel.
claire chapter 1 . 7/26/2004
very cool, but i was expecting u to rhyme orc with "dork" when referring to sauron. Just a thought.
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