It's great how the funny antics in the background evolve into a plot of their own. The Sues are hilarious, this take on Morgoth is hilarious, and everything about this is charming and sweet.

Poor Morgoth. Ah, when will he learn?

I loved this fic from start to finish! I’m a huge Fëanor fan so I’m happy to see him have such a big role in this being the badass that he is lol

Also the ending was really great, what with Fëanor giving up the Silmarils and attaining a form of freedom on Earth!

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Thank you for this whole thing, but especially for that line, which cracked me up.

I think we all know by now that I do not own the Tolkien characters, and if anyone wants the Fairy Ringwraith, they can have her.

This again, was sad, and I guess that added a bit of realism to it. Maybe she was the daughter of Amroth, unknowing of her lineage, until Elrond revealed it to her. Maybe she calls him king because if he wanted, he could become the king of the Noldor.

I don't know why, but I kind of really liked Elacathaleeleria, in the later parts during the Council of the Ring. She seems nice, not as self-centered as the others, mostly because she realized that Elrond was not Sadamir. And because she could exist, since like Morgoth/Melkor said, no one knows what lies beyond Rhun.
I'll miss her.

Oh my God, this is amazing.

It started out as a Sue-killing, Melkor-torturing(kind of) fanfic, but in the end, it had a whole plot.

I also feel sad to go.

Namarie, mellon nin!

Lyra

Great fanfic, thanks. I even became able to pity Melkor somewhat.
Feanor rules!

BWAHAHAHAHHA PUNK Arwen?! The moment she started dressing up, a part of me got up and started screaming at the moon. Like wtf lmao

I expected this to be mostly a funny and maybe slightly dark parody, which it was, but I was pleasantly surprised by the plot-y elements, too. I enjoyed it.

The Italics at the end continue pasts the sue story.

I think this is my favorite chapter of them all, because it shows how it is the writer, not the idea, makes a sue fic.

That was so much fun to read, the ending was perfect, and just thank you so much for writing this so that I got the chance to enjoy it.

...I thought so. Fëanor is in so much trouble...

Um, Maedhros, that may have been a bit over the top...