Reviews for How Not to Write Evangelion SelfInsertions
Mickj6 chapter 1 . 5/23
And what if you just want to avoid being an Evangelion Pilot and just work at a book store or some kind of internet cafe even though your on the list of potential pilots. Not because your a coward or anything but your simply lazy and prefer working as little as possible?
ronnambi chapter 1 . 2/22/2020
This was brilliant. My only criticism is that Shigeru Aoba was the one in love with his guitar, not Makoto Hyuga.

Sorry, but it was my only complaint.
Unidentified chapter 1 . 12/2/2015
Well. That was amusing.
jesakofedo chapter 1 . 10/22/2014
Oh god my sides, they burn, this is just hilarious, Funny Gendo is Funny
hammerheadcruiser chapter 1 . 3/28/2013
this is amazing. thats all there really is to it
IveGotNoIdea chapter 1 . 3/3/2013
It's actually quite easy to 'win' in NGE, all you need is a single surface-to-air missile.
Plan is simple, ignore NERV and wait for the episode when Asuka arrives, Kaji will transport Adam via airplane, shot him down, get Adam, toss it into medial incinerator. Congratulations, you win.
Without Adam both Gendo and SEELE cannot start 3rd impact. NERV can still be destroyed after Angels are gone but who cares? I didn't like them anyway.
Endfall chapter 1 . 7/15/2012
Brilliant, funny, and informative.
The Rebellion chapter 1 . 4/17/2012

Hello, we are the rebellion! Thanks to Critics United our favorite authors:

Lady Natalie

Melanie Sky

Mjm- chan


have all disappeared from the site! Hope you feel happy! The Rebellion will never fall! Please report CU! Please report CU! In their loving memory this song will be played at the funeral: - Anonymous.

Every night in my dreams

I see you, I feel you

That is how I know you, go on

Far across the distance

And spaces between us

You have come to show you, go on

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time

And last for a lifetime

And never let go till we're gone

Love was when I loved you

One true time I hold you

In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are

I believe that the heart does go on

Once more you open the door

And you're here in my heart

And my heart will go on and on

You're here, there's nothing I fear

And I know that my heart will go on

We'll stay forever this way

You are safe in my heart

And my heart will go on and on
linkhyrule5 chapter 1 . 4/3/2012

Bring it.

... Best. Line. Ever.
S058 chapter 1 . 12/13/2011
Yep, this brought on some good laughter.

We need something like this over in the HP section, seriously!
Myushii chapter 1 . 7/10/2011
You ARE Gendo.

I'm convinced.
Species247 chapter 1 . 6/26/2011
Love this fic! My first read inspired me to go ahead and finish the SI I had sitting on my hard drive. Strangely, I haven't broken any of the rules yet...something is wrong with me.

Second read just has me laughing my ass off. Gives me an idea for the next chapter...
HopelessRomanticist chapter 1 . 2/27/2011 Possibly the funniest NGE fanwork I have read. Thank you so much for the laugh. Your Gendo was awesome.

Dr. Jhon Smith chapter 1 . 7/14/2010
Awsome dude! The guide lines are amazing. If I were any smarter I would follow all of them. Sadly I must break a few (1-2) when I go and write my self up as some character in my fic who gets discarded after the next 2-3 chapters. Keep up the good work!

Note: You impersonate Gendo pretty well in this, wait you ae impersonating him right? Rigt?

Milton Dallas chapter 1 . 4/20/2010
I have to admit, really good set of guidelines, especially with your Fanfic section of How Not To.

Just plain hilarious for the most part. You should have added something on psychological requirements, though.

And the bit with Michael Jackson... awesome. Now we just need something to do with humanoid infiltrators... especially Terminators.
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