Really struck me. Amazing. ;)

That was SO awesome! I always thought of Potter as a bit of a Mary Sue. Great chapter! ;D

OhMyCHEESEBURGER! This story is totally awesome! Reading this in 2014 so i cant exactly say 'keep writing!' or anything like that but its still a great story! Go Artemis Fowl ;D

Yes! I just had to watch that scene again on youtube.

So Pansy's a yaoi fangirl?

I so saw that hero worship comming XD Butler and Hooch? Intresting

Hmm, Artimus hasn't even concocted half a dozen plots for the manipulation of the magical world yet... Slightly disappointing...

You don't own peptobismal? :-) hehe

A school-age (and presumably unwed) female named Longbottom would surely have married and *changed her name* before becoming a mother, and later, a grandmother.

So unless Madame Longbottom changed her name *back* after becoming a widow or a divorcee, she wouldn't have been Riddle's girlfriend in Hogwarts.

Well, unless she married someone with the same last name as herself, but that's rather unlikely.

Also, in chapter 12, you used the name Eunice Longbottom, and in this chapter you use Augusta Longbottom at the beginning, and Eunice for the rest of it.

When reading ch. 12, I expected Eunice to have married *out* of the Longbottom family (and now have a different name), or have become a spinster (and remain a Longbottom), and in either case, be Neville's grandaunt, not grandmother.

Or she could have died for some reason before Neville was born.

Or Augusta/Eunice might have had a different last name while in school, and married into the Longbottom family.

Hey, I don't mind that your Draco is different than the canon. I like his character better this way.

Artemis' witty comebacks are awesome. (And I thank you from the bottom of my heart that this story is not slash.)

I hope the Slytherins give Lockheart hell.

Maybe it's just me, but the arrangement of Flint's car seemed Mafia-ish. It added a nice touch and a look into the workings of the Slytherin Quidditch team. I like your writing.

Okay, so I was wrong about Artemis' House. Oh well. I like the story so far! Including the explanation of how Crabbe and Goyle ever got past first year. )

The owl is named Gold. Nice touch.
And I'm just going to guess that Artemis will be in Ravenclaw. My reasoning: when Harry got his wand match, the sparks were red and gold, the colors for Gryffindor, and he was sorted into Gryffindor. Artemis' wand gave off blue and gold, the colors for Ravenclaw. Of course I could be completely wrong, but it doesn't hurt to predict, right?