Reviews for Merlin, Not Another Cliché!
anonasaurus chapter 1 . 8/11/2014
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. All I know is Southwestern Malfoy made me inhale my drink with laughter, and punk Hermione with a motherly instinct makes me want to cringe.
Mel chapter 6 . 8/25/2011
Hogwarts A History. Nuff said. *giggles in a corner*
Mel chapter 4 . 8/25/2011
Hermione's dad is so vulgarly hilarious !
Mel chapter 2 . 8/23/2011
LMAO this is hilarious ! V-Crabbe and G-Fish *tearsæ
voldyismyfather chapter 7 . 11/21/2009
these are brilliant

i got a cliche idea - hermione is voldermorts daughter
voldyismyfather chapter 2 . 11/21/2009
this one is wicked :)
voldyismyfather chapter 1 . 11/21/2009
lol xx
amortentiaaa chapter 7 . 4/4/2008
You are HILARIOUS!

Hogwarts and A History, hahahahahah. "You like, have sex with books. You are not a piece of arse. So we don't need you" oh gosh, Ch 6 was the best! The next doorknob, oh god, I'm almost peeing in my pants! (almost)

The most cliched of these that I've read is the Head-Girl-turning-Head-Boy-to-light-side one. I guess everyone else figured their stories were too weird and cliche and AU, so they removed it. :P
Love2Love chapter 7 . 12/3/2007
Very very funny. I think my favourite is the Hermione is pureblood one. I love these parodies... Hmm...cliches?

Well there's the they somehow get something magical attatching their wrists together and it will NEVER come off until the fall in love...

Then there's the post Hogwarts one where they meet up again and don't recognize each other, thinking they're both super hot and they realise its each other, go through fits of denial until they realize that Voldemort is dead and prejudices are so old and they hook up.

Then there's the Draco is the true chosen one and so he has to go into hiding with the Order so the Death Eaters don't find him and kill him...

There's the someone gives Hermione or Draco a love potion and the person unaffected falls in love with them, only to realize it's all a lie and they'll never be happy again...

There's the angsty Draco who is totally emo and upset because he realizes Hermione would never love him and if he told anyone he loved her, his father would kill him...

Hermione's mary sue cousin from America comes and gives her a makeover so Harry and Ron don't recognize her when she gets to school and everyone think she's super hot...

Hermione is tired of people thinking she'd ugly so she starts acting like a slut and attracts Draco's attention...

They're head boy and girl and Draco (this is very important in their developement) walks in on Hermione while she showers and can't stop thinking about her naked body...

Oh! Hermione and Draco get drunk, have sex and Hermione runs away before Draco finds out what they did. So many years later, she runs into him while she's walking with his child and he suddenly KNOWS the child belongs to him and the drama just unfolds...

Hermione is captured by death eaters and Draco saves her, only they are both in hiding because if they're caught they'll be killed...

Yeah. LOL. This is a great story and I find it very hilarious. You're writing is well done, it makes sense...yeah.

Please update soon!
Slivovitz chapter 7 . 7/31/2007
Hahaha I love this!

Hm, you could always do the "Draco and Hermione used to go to preschool together but somehow forgot each other and meet up again during seventh year" cliche...hah.

Cheers
Tantan chapter 7 . 10/2/2006
I've got some idea's for you, if you want them. There's the:

Hermione-is-actually-a-really-cool-and-sexy-and-popular-girl-over-the-holidays-and-Draco-randomly-shows-up-and-finds-out-and-thinks-she’s-hot-and-falls-in-love-with-her.

And also:

Hermione-and-Draco-meet-at-a-out-of-school camp-which-is-sometimes-a-sports-camp-cos-mione-is-actually-really-athletic-and-hates-books.

AND:

Hermione-has-a-charm-over-her-that-makes-her-look-ugly-because-she-is-just-so-drop-dead-gorgeous-that-guys-flock-over-her-when-the-charm-is-not-on-and-draco-sees-her-with-the-charm-is-off-and-falls-in-love-with-her.
shoot you girl chapter 6 . 7/4/2006
i would like to say that draco malfoy is a sexy mofo.
shoot you girl chapter 7 . 7/4/2006
oh my god.

this is the funniest thing i have EVER read.

seriously, its amazing.

if you're serious about being thirteen, then you're extremely and surprisingly clever for a thirteen-year-old. i'm 13, btw.

anyways, i loved it.

please write more.
classicmovielover chapter 7 . 2/2/2006
HAHAHAHAHAHA! SO FUNNY, HEHE! Love it to death, yo! Keep it up, dahling. How about the cliche's where Draco pleads with Hermione to just forget the past and start off anew? I have a fict like that (not posted, so no need to worry about offending me) and thousands of others do, too. Oh, I HATE it when Ron and Harry call her 'Mione. Can't you do something with that. too? Just some suggestions. Excellent work, I LOVE IT! It is, like, so, like wonderful. Like, totally, oh my God! (How about some Valley Girl cliches, too? That's always good for a laugh!)
Lady Wit chapter 4 . 1/12/2006
I LUV the cliches! Really funny! As a suggestion, how about the ever so popular, 'Draco is Head Boy, Hermione is Head Girl', which is hightly unlikly, because the only teacher who'd reccomend Draco for Head Boy is Snape.
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