haha, he threw the cats! that made me laugh out loud! really, my mom asked what i was laughing at, and i well pretended like i didn't hear her, like i always do...

but anywayz, i suppose he did threaten to kiss her, and i guess they prolly should like eachother before they kiss, so i'll let you work on that. and your chapter titles are very funny. lust in your charms. brillant.

hi im baq! miss me? :D jk. yay im so happy! *grabs zaitzev and doesnt let go* mine.. surprisingly im not on sugar quills right now although I did have.. um.. i had some water. water is like a natural high to me aint life grand? jk it isnt. oh yah sry.. to the chapter. (he iz the man ain'e?) jack i mean. freakin hilarious man. i think i laughed all my vital organs out during the whole "practicing the contraceptives" ;) and i think I must agree with the Draco self-titling himself a babe, especially after seeing him in the trailer for PoA.. wow nice hair when its not slicked to his forehead.. erm what else can i say to extend the wacky length of my reviews mwaahah. oh yea.. update! hah. by the way, you ever read Saving Prefect Granger. I love that one.. and this cuz theyre from the twisted mind of Draco.. hawt! but anyway, I'll be planning the wedding, (im so lame aren't I?) *gets excited* my own dark evil hottie.. yay! byebye.

hello. how are you. im sitting right next to you, but thats not the point. please update soon! love ya hun!

i am totally in love with your dada teacher. seriously he rocks my world. and reminds me of draco ;). anyway, on with the review, aside from zaitzev being awesome.. draco's super neat in this.. it almost reminds me of my favourite ever story. lmao the sugar quill thing just is NOT getting old. It could be also because it's 1/4 to 1 and ive been up since 7.. and i passed out a while ago, but anyway. my mind's pretty much gone. I agree with the jack being gay thing. (cept NOT anyone else named jack, hence "Captain Jack Sparrow", the sexiest man alive thank you..(johnny depp i mean who cares if hes 40!) *drools*) and the herm/draco thing with the test is cool.. and all the innuendo-ish sixth year classes.. great... um i should go before i scare you. you better post more.. or ill leave a review like this one every day.. if i feel like it. clearly im not awake. *eats sugar quills* ... i wont say anything, although many many things are currently running thru my head, quite a good many draco inspired. ok im going! update! oh yah this is goin on the crazy d/hr faves list ;) BYE

haha draco is funny! i've been reading this since the beginning or so and i just realized i have never reviewed! usually i always review, so i don't know. maybe i'm going insane... but ne wayz- i love how sacrastic draco is! you don't make him all mushy or sensitive or all in love with hermione as other authors do. i mean he is a boy. and he is draco. so nice job on that! but i do have to say i think you should make herm. and draco relationship go to the next level, like maybe have them kiss or something. yes yes, a little peck would be very cute.

but ok, that is all i have to say- update soon!

he he he he Ha Ha Ha

OMG this is about the funniest story I've ever read! I mean there are not and I mean NOT a lot of authors who can put anything in Dracos POV and not make him seem love-struck, insane, perverted, or just plain GAY.

You did a mixture and its GREAT

Keep it up

Oh I do have and account I just havent logged in yet

p.s. will you R&R my story Phulease?

p.p.s Hermione's Faith

-Gingitsune Girl

he he he he Ha Ha Ha

OMG this is about the funniest story I've ever read! I mean there are not and I mean NOT a lot of authors who can put anything in Dracos POV and not make him seem love-struck, insane, perverted, or just plain GAY.

You did a mixture and its GREAT

Keep it up

Oh I do have and account I just havent logged in yet

p.s. will you R&R my story Phulease?

p.p.s Hermione's Faith

-Gingitsune Girl

Great chapter!

HEHE. . . SEX CHANGE CHARMS! HA HA! I CAN THINK OF SO MANY WAYS THAT SOUNDS WRONG! I MEAN. . . IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN MAKE THE PHRASE "SEX CHANGE CHARM" NOT SOUND WRONG. (DID THAT MAKE SENSE?) BLAH! GRR. I HATE GINNY. LOL. THAT WAS RANDOM. WELL GREAT CHAPTER! I'M READING THIS AT 11:36 P.M. I'M REALLY TIRED. I WISH I HAD COFFEE. BUT UNFORTUNATELY CAFFEINE IS BAD FOR ME. *SIGH* I WONDER WHEN MALFOY AND GRANGER WILL SNOG? SOON I HOPE. UPDATE SOON! I'M LOVIN THIS STORY!

LOVE PEACE CHICKEN GREASE

SUPER SYCOH AWAY!

Oh ye GODS! This is possibley the best fic I have ever had the sheer pleasure to read. The sarcasum, the Draco-isms (perve) and the whole jack-is-gay thing!. It's bloody brilliant! Hold your head high, coz this is a a bobby dazzler of a story. I cannot wait to read what else happens. Hehehe. Sex change? Ye gods. Any way, please keep it up. (not in that sense but you know what i mean). PIES!

I'm sorry that I haven't reviewed recently, it's just that I've been busy! This is hilarious, I'm cracking up. Yeah, and I get your weird mood. I just finished reading The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, which, by the way, is that best book ever, and I was in a weird mood too. The whole 42 thing is hilarious, but still weird!:) (You won't get that laste bart if you haven't read the aforementioned book)

i love when authors respond to my review! yay!

love the story, as usual. draco's sarcasm really hits the fan; it's great!

um, i think for this chapter there was one thing:

Everyone always said I should stay away from coffee. Said I'd get addicted. And I did. So, do I regret it?

Yeah, right. But that's not the point.

ok, i think you meant to say he did get addicted but it's not the point. but "yeah, right" sounds like, whatever, i didnt' get addicted, and then of course that makes no sense. so i'm thinking that's what you meant but i'm not sure...

otherwise it's pretty good! write more :)

*burgundyred

Oh God I love Draco, pingy pongy...whoo that's great!

WOW! this fic is GOOD!

very funny and totally loving your characters portrayal. hahaha i love Sev in here and Draco is such a funny git. Herm is totally exasperated by him.

Very nice :)

RK

LMAO! Loved this chapter, as always! Can't wait for the next one...YAY! And I wonder what Draco is going to do... BTW, have you seen the teaser for the Prisoner of Azkaban? OMG OMG OMG OMG! T.T DRACO IS SO SO HOT! Just thought I'd share that if you haven't seen it yet... hehehee.. _;

~RikuNghts