Love this story! Update soon!
Love, peace, and lembas bread!

another fantastic chapter. you still haven't failed to make me laugh.. it's sick but hilarious at the same time.. good work!

o.O wow an update.
though i suppose i did go from about september or october to mid/end of december on one of my fics. and september to april on my other one.
hmm well. funny of course. narcissa O.O very strange. I've given up on most things involving life, therefore zaitzev is out of my mind I am sorry.
Also, I see the mother thing from Bend it Like Beckham. Kind of. I've only seen it once but I forget some of it. Though i remember everyone thought the one girl was a guy.. that was odd.
As well, I personally enjoy the relationship that you have between Hermione and Draco. Very unexpected.
And for such a perverted kid Draco doesn't get a hell of a lot does he?
Anyway. Excuse the randomness it's nearly 1 o clock. In the morning. On a sunday evening.
Ah yes happy easter by the way. Eat lots of chocolate? Caffeine O.O Sadly I can't have caffeine cause of my sickness o.o but I eat it occasionally then get sick. Though I was given sugar to make up for the absense of chocolate.
Coffee. And I drank a lot of water today. Though I am bleeding, for not much of a reason at all. Thought I'd let you know.
(By the way the review ended long ago, I just have no one to talk to and I'm pathetic. You can stop reading this now if you want.)
What type of music do you like? Also, how old are you and where do you live? I am not a stalker. Though possibly I can find this in your profile I'm just lazy. Ah yes, you like Saving Prefect Granger, do you not? I could be completely wrong. But if you do, did you see the update. I myself found it funny.
Don't laugh at me I'm a freak. I found Bugles on sale in London Drugs today. And Crispers, but we ate them all and I feel sick now.
I've been reviewing this chapter for a good while already. Anyway, it was very good.
Probably the longest review I've written, with absoultely no relevance to the story. Maybe I shall use this pent up typing energy to work on chapter 3 of one of my fics. Considering three of them only have 2 chapters. Probably the newest one today.
Hmm yes. Goodbye. (She sighs)
(And cracks out the Bacardi)
;D

this story is hilarious! I love stories from Draco's perspective, especially when they're lunatic Draco's like yours is! I liked the whole orange juice thing...and his Titanic obsession. I love that movie, don't get me wrong, but I totally agree with him on the whole "letting go" part. She says "I'll never let you go," and then she does! What's wrong with her? Sigh...whatever. I'll try to get over it.
The only critism/critique thing I could give would be that sometimes, I think, a little more detail would be cool. Like, when he kissed her, and when he received the condoms from his mother in the Great Hall, I think they would have been even greater with more details. Otherwise, this story's awesome...please keep updating! (Please don't take the critism/critique thing negatively. The little note thingy in the review box says that critiquing is the most rewarding thing for writers or whatever...so there's my critique!)

That is a sick twisted and perverted story... muahahahah I LOVE IT! lol, anyways it's def. great and I hope that you update soon.

Yay, yay, yay! Yay, you finally updated! Thank you so much! Personally I don't think you've lost any reviewers at all, but that's just me. I pardon you, for taking so long this time, but if you do it again, I'm going to kick your arse! Ah, I don't really mean that, but yeah. I don't think that you'll keep so many reviewers if you take that long again, though. Only a few faithful ones, like me! You know, I checked to see if you'd updated every day for a while! Sorry, I think that I might just be overly obsessive! But, you know what? I think you inspired me enough to start writing myself. I've got two whole fics already! But they're barely started. You can go read them if you want. I think I should probably be sympathizing and being totally and completely understandin, because I always take that long to update my fics. But anyways, muchos gracias for finally updating! Write quickly! And go read my fics if you have time!
Always and Sincerely, relena3

I LOVE Bend it Like Beckham! Yeah, I know what you're talking about... I thought this was a great chapter. Narcissa is AWESOME. She sounds like your token clueless mom. She's so great. And yeah she is a lot like the British mum in BILB- even though the Indian mum is Hilarious. Maybe I think so cuz I'm a bit Indian myself and I can relate. A bit. But anyhow...
Update sooner this time! I enjoyed this chapter majorly, esp. the Gin/Blaise tidbit. It was ... enlightening. Am eager to see what Draco does next.
*burgundyred

wow funny chappie i was nearly pissing myself from laughing hahahahahaha. gosh i love how you percive your character. keep up the great work and please update soon.
luv nats

Omg I love this story!
Update soon, it's so funny!

U DIDN'T INCLUDE ME IN YOUR AN! AH! anyway it was an awesome. update soon.

perverts are really funny.
hehe.
wow. his mom sent him porno.
and wow.
you updated. finally.
but it was so worth it.
man...

Yeah! you finally up dated! that was an awesome chappy! I loved it! Really funn! Cant write much cause my sis needs the computer! Toodles write soon

Ah, so good. Please please please write more. It's so god/ Long time no update, but it was WORTH IT! Hehehe. Peace, pies and a happy easter to you.

this story is so great. I love it, its perverted and funny, but mostly pervertedly funny, which, of course, is the best kind of funny there is. I have literally been sitting at my computer laughing out loud for the vast majority of the last hour, and my mom is fairly certain that I have gone mentally insane, which may well be true. Please keep updating, this story is so great, but dont get too *wrong* about stuff, it could get to the too gross point if you get my point. I love titanic too, and pingy pongy was hysterical. *Linda

hey its a great story1!