Holy crap, I know how time-consuming polishing those military issue [shoes] is. Used to be in 307 Stonybrook [Steinbach, Manitoba, Canada] RCACS. Had to quit because the Lieutenant was a biased sexist bastard. [No, I am not a female.] It's just... treat my friends like $#!t and sooner or later, I'll blow up in your face and beat the everlasting $#!t out of you. No, I did not beat the LT to hell, I just quit. After that, 84% of the squadron quit as well. Fuck the Lieutenant.

Aww, poor Jack. The Jaffa should never have touched the shoes. Good story though.

ROTFLMAO! I've had so many band friends with similar issues. *chortle* This was great! Teal'c and Sam have my sympathies and Daniel already knew what was wrong, didn't he? :D Poor poor Jack. Poor poor shoes. :P

HA! lol...yeah..i know how that feels...you spend hours and hours polishing your shoes just to get them dirty out on the field again...he he...i'm such a band geek...great little ficcie tho...i likes it...

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Bwahahahahaha! That's the Jack I know and love! Although I do wonder why Daniel didn't open his mouth, lol.

Oh yea! Been there, done that! And I recon you could get a good couple of minutes rant for messing up the 'Parade Shine'! ;-)

Great! It sounds like something Jack would do! Love it!

Only two hours? Whats your secret?

hahahah! Having been in the military, and having had the pleasure of shining my boots WIThOUT cheating, I completely understand! Nice little ditty!