Reviews for A Twist in the Tale
Dagger-Seishin chapter 9 . 8/24/2013
Please tell me Lucius didn't join them in bed?
I liked the cat version of him bet.
Loved the story quite funny.
LilyEvansLily chapter 9 . 1/3/2013
These were brilliant! Severus could rub my ears anytime!
excessivelyperky chapter 9 . 12/31/2012
"I do miss being able to lick my genitals," Lucius said.

-I bet if he did some of those Muggle yoga stretches...

But I digress.

Brilliant!
taxzombie chapter 1 . 8/24/2012
Do not see ANY humor in this at all.

Summary is a total lie based on this first chapter. Nor do I see how it could be any kind of setup for the cat verses the ginger so I will not be bothering to read further.
Gormal910 chapter 1 . 8/3/2012
dufuk did i just read..
Dani99 chapter 9 . 6/20/2012
This is probobly the funniest fic I have ever read. I love how youmade Hermione speak and act like an American, that was hilarious.
Casy13 chapter 2 . 5/19/2012
Quiet frankly I'm completely lost...

I don't know what just happend.

I mean...they...aww...come on. It's half past midnight and Chelsea just won the champions League.

I'm going to sleep now and I will read the rest of this madness tomorrow.

I just had to say that I don't understand anything at all.
Dimac99 chapter 9 . 4/25/2012
Well, I feel like an idiot for not spotting that one coming! Other than that one chapter, I enjoyed this series, although I think the summary is a bit misleading and ought to be clearer about it being a collection of one-shots. Time Turner, It Was A Very Fine Cat and especially Dominance were my favourites. I kinda want to get a pure white cat now just so I can call it Lucius...

And I'm allergic to cats.
Dimac99 chapter 6 . 4/25/2012
Ok, *this* one made me snort so hard with laughter I hurt my nose.
Dimac99 chapter 3 . 4/25/2012
Ha ha ha, very amusing, she didn't drink the date-rape drug after all. /sarcasm

Normally when I don't have anything nice to say I follow the old adage of not saying anything at all, but seriously, did you even *think* about what you were writing? Your cantharides potion is also known as rohypnol and statistically speaking, I guarantee you at least one victim of a drug rapist will have stumbled over this by accident. Probably several other victims of sexual assault as well. You obviously intended this to be light-hearted, but I'm afraid you got it badly, badly wrong.

And if anyone thinks "this is different" because his previous victims were "up for it" and have good memories, I'd like to point out that someone who has been drugged is both morally and legally incapable of giving consent.
BellaTallin chapter 9 . 4/19/2012
lololololol! The last one was my favorite, too funny!
BellaTallin chapter 2 . 4/19/2012
"Yes, I think that would probably be for the best. I mean, I like children ."

"But you're never sure you could eat a whole one, I know."

LMAO! One of the best lines every!
DepressionInTheFlesh chapter 9 . 1/20/2012
O.O wait... Huh?
Kikibell's kitten chapter 9 . 1/12/2012
I want to have my ears scratched too!

Please severus scratch behind my ears...

Your severus can make you purr all night long
yavin4 chapter 9 . 1/9/2012
This is the greatest chapter! Lucius is a perfect cat.
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