Reviews for Pirate Pickup Lines
ValadhielGreenleaf10 chapter 1 . 2/10/2013
Love these!
Maddy M chapter 1 . 9/24/2011
That was AWESOME! The best ever. Totally hilarious. I would never use any of them but defitently two thumbs up.
J.C Jackals chapter 1 . 8/30/2010
This gave me a good laugh!
LOLSOX chapter 1 . 8/11/2010

"Don't worry, Milady. My cutlass is long and strong."

"I can do great things with my hook…"

"It's not the way yer boat floats, it's the way yer ship tips."
BakerStreetIsLastRefugeOfHope chapter 1 . 2/19/2009
A great story. Very funny.
Mad Maudlin Hart chapter 1 . 2/29/2008
Number one pickup line for female pirates: "You. Pants off. Now."
sparrowed chapter 1 . 5/27/2006
that was hilarious!

“Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?”

Black Charity chapter 1 . 4/22/2006

(wipes tears of face and catches breath)

OMG, this was so funny!

And i can SO see Jack using some of these!

(will now go watch movie and snigger every time jack opens his mouth to say something)

me like!
Ms.WrightingFantasy chapter 1 . 2/25/2006
I laughed so hard I literally fell out of my chair. _ lol It was good *claps*
babymene17 chapter 1 . 4/22/2005
wow...that's all I have to
gryffingirl77 chapter 1 . 7/17/2004
hehe...Come and see how jolly my roger is...hehe. OMG, those are hilarious. But if Capn Jack Sparrow used one of those on me, I'd be all over it (pun intended!) Hilarious!
misty3k chapter 1 . 6/30/2004
LOL! love those, although one was a *little* too close to a really LAME pick-up line some guy used on me at Disneyland when I was 15...actually...that's the ONLY pick-up line I've ever had used on me...EVER! And it was really lame! Man. : P
tessajalynn-cilory chapter 1 . 6/28/2004
ChaosLightning13 chapter 1 . 4/9/2004
Lol! These are great.
Araminta Ditch chapter 1 . 3/20/2004
RAOTFL! OMG almost brought tears to my eyes cuz i was lafin
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