Reviews for The Very Secret Diary of Numair Salmalin
NotSorry chapter 1 . 4/7/2011
At the end, I burst into hysterical laughter. This was hilarious, albiet a little scarring, but I'm sure I'll survive.
Thinking Inside The Box chapter 1 . 10/10/2010
Nice. So much like Numair to think he's the 'fairest of them' all. It's so weird reading about him when he's a middle schooler and when he's an adult. Like night and day.
rillensora chapter 1 . 7/13/2010
What does it say for my maturity level that I found this absolutely hilarious? Honestly, the inner middle-schooler never dies...

All right, all right, it was full of innuendo at... umm... a whole lot of definitely NON-canon relationships, which is what shocked me (into laughter, that is). What I liked was how this turned out to be a successful lampoon of most of the major character's relationships as they appeared in the novels, by reducing it all to sex (the kind middle-schoolers can't stop giggling at).

In that way, it reads very much like the dirtier parts of the Canterbury Tale. This piece probably took a lot more intelligence, maturity (regressed, that is) and insight into the source material than many will probably give it credit for.
Inkbl0t chapter 1 . 11/8/2009
This was... very, very original, to say the least. I think I can honestly say that my image of Numair has been scarred like Beast had scarred his self-portrait; that is, it will take a very long time to get the shreds sewn back together, although probably not in all the right places. :d

I love how you characterized him though. He was hilariously flamboyant and conceited and flaming gay (or bi, whatever) in his simple entries, and I loved how his concern and anxiety for Daine really shone through the smug, self-satisfied tone of his pithy entries. What really got me laughing was how he sounded that it was just a crush and would eventually pass, and then WHAM! Midwinter: "DAMN!"

This was so awesome that, despite how ridiculous I found it, I simply had to favorite it, so... kudos!
Aniloverl chapter 1 . 8/14/2009
This s really funny. I like the last entry
JxXxB chapter 1 . 7/20/2009
Sick and wrong. On more levels than I even want to know how to count.
mackenzie chapter 1 . 7/18/2009
lmao. Numair always thinks he's the prettiest of them all ;D
lilac776 chapter 1 . 7/3/2009
haha, i liked the end :)

Grr chapter 1 . 7/1/2009
who wrote this? Seriously? -_- Numair is my favorite character. /I/ Don't like this at all!
Karasu Kagami chapter 1 . 2/19/2009


They sound like Primas! I love your diary entries!
NomadiCat chapter 1 . 1/22/2009
I laughed so hard it *still* hurts. I'm favoriting this and running off to find if you've done more based on the rest of the books. Brilliant! (if slightly disturbing)
Misura chapter 1 . 3/8/2008
Like all VSD I've read so far, this one was hilarious (and bound to never let me look at the characters in the same way ever again).
Streamstep chapter 1 . 12/25/2007
Crush on Daine will pass, then can go back to being best friends with her, too.



Am dead. Damn!

Own bare chest much better. So is Lindhall’s. Wonder if Daine – No! No! No!

Those parts were the funniest! My mom came in the room to see why I was laughing so hard! Great job!
DarogaDaae chapter 1 . 10/22/2007
Aw, damn, that was funny! I was trying to not bust out laughing, which would wake up my grandmother! I love the Midwinter comment, too...

1lessthanthree2 chapter 1 . 9/24/2007
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