Reviews for Limit Break
Glitter chapter 1 . 6/23/2013
Lol! Wow, this was amazing! I envy your skills.
11celle chapter 1 . 11/30/2012
Nice bit of poetry ye have here... It definitly takes on a sarcastic humorous tone, but at the same time, kinda true...
Let's face it, if he were real, pairing him with anyone would probably put a fanfiction users life in danger.
TheLittleDarkFox chapter 1 . 7/9/2011
Excellent, I wasn't expecting a poem to be so entertaining and still in character! I can't praise this enough, it's just wonderful.

I liked the reference to each different pairing and I agree completely, when you consider his character, any pairing at all seems rather unlikely not to mention down right strange (I'm thinking of SephirothxYuffie here)! I think the line: "Write me as 'romantic' – you'll wish you'd been shot." says it all.

Really fantastic piece of writing.
sakR9 chapter 1 . 7/2/2010
I am NOT a poem person.

At all.

When I started reading this and realised it was a poem AND it rhymed, I went straight for the close button. I couldn't reach it because I was suddenly racing on and something tugged at my mouth. I was smiling! Enjoying!

I loved this fic. And it's so true, not a parody at all. As much as we all wish ol' Seph-chan (lol) could harbor some romantic feelings for any one of the FFVII characters... it's just not him.

I loved these lines :

"This now explained… allow me to say

That not now, nor ever will I swing "that way""


"Even so, he's a puppet, while I've cut my strings…

Why tie myself down, when I've just found my wings?"

catharsys chapter 1 . 12/8/2009
This is brilliant! Very witty and funny!
ghost of gene rayburn chapter 1 . 10/2/2009
This was hilarious, and this is coming from someone who loves Sephiroth pairings, even the cracky ones (as long as he and the other half are in character). Heck, I've even read pairings with OCs that worked. But yeah, Mary Sue Classic woobiefying him into a simpering douchetard shadow of himself makes my head go boom. I still read them on occasion, though, because their sheer awfulness makes me appreciate the well-done OCs that much more.
The Great Space Hobo chapter 1 . 2/4/2009
ROFL this was the best! I never knew sephiroth was poeatic. (spl?) why are all the relly hot guys eacher really crazy/emo/gay? really, it seans like all of then are eather one or all three... T_T
IVIaedhros chapter 1 . 6/6/2007
Heh, very creative.
Emperor Jaden chapter 1 . 4/12/2007
A little short, but -very- cleaver! Loved the whole thing!
Silvara chapter 1 . 12/31/2006
So what of the ninja who thinks that she’s boss?

Please! Give me some credit; there are lines I don’t cross…

he’s a puppet, while I’ve cut my strings…

Why tie myself down, when I’ve just found my wings?


Call me “Sephy” or “Seph-chan” and to Hades, you’ll go.

The name’s Sephiroth, pleasure’s yours, now we’ve met

You had better sit down, I’m hardly done yet.

I luv yu !

Begins glomping the autheur (whenever shall it be 'he' o 'her')

Attempts to write fanfics (OOC & 'canon'...?) Limit Break's author centered!

Did I said I LOVE the poem? Well I DO LUV it!

Limit break... *dies of contentment fo having finally read a very good text today after hours of reshreach and having nearly died because of OCness and Mary Sue*
LKani-X chapter 1 . 11/9/2006
d00d. That was amazing. This sounds like something Sephiroth would actually say . . . xD Beautiful.
jekodama chapter 1 . 8/30/2006
Sky Korat chapter 1 . 6/22/2006
Very original! Omg, I was laughing the entire time...

~ Sky Korat ~
everwhite chapter 1 . 5/1/2006
*applauds* This is Brilliant with a capital B!
Nova Flame chapter 1 . 3/7/2006
I just want to say I love this poem. I usually don't like poetry, but this one caught my eye. It depicts Sephiroth perfectly. It was very well written and absolutely hilarious. I was practically on the floor as I read it the first time.

I do know of a good Sephiroth/Yuffie combination writer. Her name is Kit Thespian. She's done a very good job at it. She's on my profile page if you want to check her out.
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