Hee hee! That's great! One of my favorites! I love the ELROND one, too! My check is in the mail for 1 (one) ea. of these Noble Elves.
"The THRANDUIL unit will be most attached to object (h), and should not ever be forcefully parted from it. " LOL!
BTW, you should mention that the Mark II THRANDUIL is also frequently marketed under the brand names 'THRAINDUL' and 'THANDURIL,' to avoid any confusion.
I propose that all Evil!Thranduil writers be sent a 'Tyrant' mode MK II model so they can experience exactly what kind of monster they have created!
Excellent work!

OK, if the Elrond one was funny, this one was to DIE for! I can't even begin to tell you what my favourite parts were, because there were simply too many. I think, then, that I am going to go with the differences between the Mark I and Mark II models.
Again, brilliant work.

I can't quite decide on my favourite part of this lovely guide to Thranduil. The 'canonical' and 'fanoncical' specifications were very clever, but then again I loved the idea that his accessories include a small pile of fine dwarvish treasure. I was also amused by the image of Thrandy as a spider-stomper in his "Pest Control" capacity. Ha! And the list of objects required to cheer up a depressed Thranduil ("a bed, a feather, chocolate sauce...") made me chuckle out loud.
A lovely owner's guide, Allocin! Thanks for posting!

Ah, I finally understand the qualities of the THRANDUIL-unit!
"Mark II- fanonical specifications"... *can't breathe due to lack of air caused by hysterical laughter* And the four crowns of berries... _!
"An elf is for life, not just for christmas"- I'll remember that! Promise!
And thanks to you for reviewing me!
/Sliven

LOL! Very entertaining! Where do I put in my order for a Mk1? (And some dwarves, just for the entertainment value. ;-))

Now I want one of these, too...where's that piggy bank...