This was so funny I love it all so much! I especially love this story because there aren’t that many fanfics that are about Alfred so this made me so happy when I found and read it.

I love the back story you came up with about how Alfred’s days at butler school went and that there is a whole Butler Society. I also love the name of Alfred’s friend and the name of their butler teacher and his history.

I also love Alfred’s, his friend’s, and their teacher’s convos and that Alfred finally gave in and joined the story contest.

Alfred’s friends were so right Alfred does have the best story’s to tell of his master and of his times with him and their family.

I love and thought all of their convos when they were bringing in and opening the packages were so funny.

I also love the prize Alfred got for his first place start and that the spoon was engraved with the words “To be inserted rectally."

I also love that Bruce put it on display in the Batcave and Flash’s reaction to seeing it.

When all of the other League members come into the cane and see they will all laugh and Bruce and the family and especially Alfred will have a fun time telling them all the story behind it.

You did a wonderful job writing this! Thanks so much for writing this!

I think I just died! I am crying laughing!

I died of laughter three times in this story. Alfred is the best member of the bat-family, hands down. "You have done well," she said in a deadpan butler voice.

*helpless giggles*
I keep seeing those ... horrible prizes. Awesome!

Thank you.

Someone just asked me why I was crying. I could not explain because I had no breath left in my body to make a reply. I can't stop imagining what each item was for, and the story behind them, especially the first prize one. Every time I do, it just gets wilder and wilder.

this is great. the ending just adds a notch

Beautiful

*falls down choking on my giggles*

Ahahaha!

Poor Alfred has to have the nerves of steel to survive as long as he had with his sanity intact, the vigilante stuff aside. And I do wonder how Bruce is going to explain this piece of silver cutlery lying on display in his cave. But then again, he could just maintain the aura of mysterious threatening silence in response.

And then Flash would go tell Diana about this. But then again, he's probably not that evil. I think.

This. Is. Brilliant.

Couldn't stop laughing. Absolutely brilliant story. Thanks for writing and posting

*DIES LAUGHING*

I can only imagine what other stories he told.

thank you I needed this.

HAHAHAHA! This is hilarious! Great from start to finish :D

Rereading this, it's funnier than I remembered.