oooooh the inner monolog.. oh how I hate when they say something mentally and then do the "my *name of love interest*/beautiful/cute/adorable?! where did that come from?!" thing.

and by box art I mean the story image

YOU QUOTED THE BOX ART! YOU DID THE THING

ooooh a mention of how people keep changing Blaise's gender nice one.

ayo what? I'm not gonna be able to un-notice that eye thing. people DO use food descriptions for MIA and temperature for- how tf did you say it earlier? the dragon of sleek hair? something like that

I love you Virginia but you can't keep doing this!

THOU MUST SNOG! I imagine Gandalf slamming his staff down when reading that lmao

I was only gonna give this story one chance and I think the italics were some of the funniest shit I've read in ages lmao

I totally understand your sarcasm towards these trash tropes. I don't know what made them so grate in some authors' eyes. (Popularity, I suppose). Every fic mocking this trash has my full support!

I don't know if you're still active, but I found out about your FF parodies in a german forum and I'm laughing non-stop since. I really enjoy your sarcasm! Now I've binge read everything and am sad that it's over.

Why do you think the wizarding world would be unaccepting of homosexuality? That came from abrahamic religions.

If you read my fanfic “Humor Me”, you might get a few ideas.

This is so fucking great

You made my day!

So...I know it's been 14 years since you updated this, but if you're ever interested in parodying more, please do.

I had to check the date on this fic bc of the "Snape is totally obsessively in love with Lily in spite of no canonical evidence" thing, which turned out to be completely canon at the last second.