Reviews for The Pirate Euphemism Game
Guest chapter 1 . 11/15/2012
Great read.
Bonkers4Reid chapter 1 . 6/7/2012
Sorry to bring this up (though you're probably aware)... Scarlet daydreamer on the reviews page has beaten you at your own game! Also strangely love how Barbossa's head flew off.
Scarlet daydreamer chapter 1 . 11/6/2011
Wanna walk my plank?

Show me your booty

I wanna claim your sunken treasure

You make me wanna shoot my cannon

Is your porthole big enough for my ship?

I wanna invade your access hatchway

Don't make me steal your treasure

You can be my cabin boy ANYDAY

I'll swab your decks

Check out my ship, it's huge.

Were you born without a dingy?

I'm gonna raid your galley

I'm gonna plunder your gold

I'm gonna take your heart captive

Do you have a map? Cause I want your treasure.

My ship's about to set sail for your island.

Okay that's enough. And it only took me about ten minutes to think of them all. Shows how perverted my mind is. _ yeah not proud
Marie chapter 1 . 8/30/2006
I liked it but...huh?
Kate Van Helsing chapter 1 . 4/22/2006
I'd rock Jack's boat! *men-in-white-coats drag Kate away YET AGAIN* Damn those MIWC's! Jack! JACK! SAVE ME! Bloody pirate...

I need therapy, don't I?
aisarete chapter 1 . 1/19/2006
Oh, wow, that IS fun! I think I'm gonna show that to my friends! Thank you for the great idea and funny story.
elliott ashes chapter 1 . 12/17/2005
Lol, great job!
mssparrington chapter 1 . 12/15/2004
How funny and terribly cute. Oh! I'd jolly their boat.
is there not a banana chapter 1 . 11/8/2004
I would like to say, you are a freak. However, as i am one too, i feel it would be slightly hypocritical.

Humiliated grapes to you, sir, and ankles all the way!

I love you man, let's just face it.
elfgirl chapter 1 . 9/14/2004
oh, I'll review YOUR story.

Wait, I just did.

Well, that's good then.
Auuuuuntie-Bob chapter 1 . 5/19/2004
Howdy! Tis hilarious! But Sparrow is mine, MINE I TELLS YEH! *recieves worried stares* Well...ahem...yes...
Gnat Girl chapter 1 . 5/19/2004
"I'll shiver YOUR timbers!"
Class. Pure class. I did it once with my parents (without telling them first, mwah hahaha) and they said my dog Phoebe has a dipthon (if that's how you spell it) in her name. So I said...
"I'll dip YOUR thon!"
...That was both uninteresting and irrelevant. Yes?
LadyBush chapter 1 . 4/7/2004
Trust you to notice the Commodore's eyes!
Aside from his 'stormy green-grey eyes'*swoon* you have a seriously, dangerously funny fic here. Thanks.
r-z chapter 1 . 4/5/2004
drunk off of diet coca-cola chapter 1 . 4/4/2004
Hysterical! If I wasn't such a big fan of POTC, I still would have laughed!
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