Reviews for Gollum the Priest
Zinka17 chapter 1 . 1/14/2013
So, Sam has been having naughty thoughts about one of his guy friends? It must be Frodo. Lol

Me: Hey Frodo!

Sam: NO! It's supposed to be a secret!

jagfast chapter 1 . 10/30/2007
Mandalore7 chapter 1 . 4/1/2006
Shale 101 chapter 1 . 12/12/2005
Mizamour chapter 1 . 3/29/2005
Wow. Priest Gollum...disturbing thought. Messed-up church they've got there. I liked Sam coming in :)
Dancer in a Daydream chapter 1 . 11/19/2004
I cant picture Gollum as a priest! :) lol
Mimi De La Dreama chapter 1 . 7/9/2004
Cool fic.

hyper squirrel chapter 1 . 6/29/2004
hahahahaha that is absolutely hilarious!

drink Nestea! take the plunge. are you with Nestea? well, unofficially.

thank you for brightening my day with a little laughter. actually a lot of laughter.

that was really corny, wasnt it?

thanks for writing that and keep up the good work!

hahaha...Father Sméagol...hahahaha...
Squidmaster chapter 1 . 5/29/2004
That's very funny, I think you should add some more chapters.
pipinheart chapter 1 . 5/19/2004
LOL... this was great story, Gollum as a priest, definitly not his kind of Job...
Love the end, where said this can happen to you if you turn to evil... Gollum is sertinly not pure of heart...
Love the part where sam wants to kill him...
Night Genie chapter 1 . 4/22/2004
i read this once and couldn't review. it's comedy!
Rabid Locust chapter 1 . 4/7/2004
Fwah! I'd definatly start going to church again if HE was my priest! LOL! Great story Larue. This was very creative, and original. If I could write...this is the stuff I'd write! Minds think alike eh? :)
Desert Rose 159 chapter 1 . 4/6/2004
Hi...this is Elrenia Took of Rohan. My pen name was removed, so I will be posting my stories on my new pen name.
BTW, funny story! I want Father Gollum to be my priest! It's weird that I was gonna write a story called 'Sister Mary Denethor' where Denethor becomes a nun. O_o