|Reviews for Silmarillion: Owner's Guides & Maintenance Manuals|
| fantasychica37 chapter 4 . 1/9/2014
I have found that my MAEDHROS unit can also bring in some extra income: When my neighbors have their male ELF units stolen, I simply set my MAEDHROS unit to SLASH mode, which attracts the ELVES to MAEDHROS. Then I turn the MAEDHROS off and proceed to charge my neighbors a handsome fee.
| dizzydaydreamer chapter 1 . 3/14/2012
I love it, I love it and did I mention I love it? I find the slighty hidden dirty comments very funny, especially on the Maedhros and Fingon one!
| Silver-trees chapter 4 . 9/23/2010
I'm a new fanfic writter as I've only signed up 2 weeks ago. I love your story and reading about getting my own elf in the mail makes me wish that would happen in real life. Keep up the good work. Also i was wondering if it would be okay with you if I added you to 'My Favourite Authors' list.
| Alayne Stone chapter 4 . 5/17/2009
This is HILARIOUS. I just died a few times. Especially on Túrin and Maedhros/Fingon. But why does Túrin miss the *Slash mode? If he has a Beleg unit near, it would work out greatly. :D
| SoConfusified chapter 4 . 4/17/2008
Wow. These. Are. Awesome.
| Lindale chapter 4 . 3/1/2008
* Snicker snicker snicker a lot* hahahahahaha
I have found the Silmarillion versions!
I really liked the Paternity test for Gil-galad-very very funny!
| whitewave16 chapter 4 . 2/18/2008
The twin-pack idea is hilarious! I've always wondered about them...hehehe.. I like the humorous way you twisted these solemn characters into something more fun but demonstrating a good grasp of their back-stories.
-the moral fiber thing-hahaha
-the installation procedure for Maedhros-esp the pepper spray
-the installation for fingon the refrigerated crate bit
-the cliff-hangers bit for Maedhros
-the kinslaying software update
-the slash mode! hahaha-esp the "running through"
-the passing around of the dwarf helm of azaghal
-the ambiguous paternity program for Fingon
-the earendil twins
-the amras and amrod bit!
| whitewave16 chapter 3 . 2/18/2008
What I liked:
-"length - guaranteed superior to Noldorin units"
-the installation procedure was a riot!
-the "romantic mode"- "hostile attitude towards all your relations and anyone else who speaks to you."-no wonder he only has silent servants.
-the installed software bundles-esp marriage for dummies;
-the FAQ- esp the "stick me with his javelin" bit-the markmanship thing was so funny
-the bit about the dwarf slash mode
| whitewave16 chapter 2 . 2/18/2008
I liked the "children's guardian" bit. Hahaa-he can be beaten in a staring contest. :-
It's also funny to encourage the unit to change his name to get rid of badluck
| whitewave16 chapter 1 . 2/18/2008
Oh gosh! Don't know where to start-I loved this! I'm glad I found this since I'm a Silmarillion fanatic.
Really laughed out loud-and I was reading in the office too! (v. bad)
What I liked:
-the installation procedure-hahaha! Pricelessly funny
-the FAQ's-esp. Finrod Felagroundbeef and Beren Bites.
-the trouble shooting portion esp the "hewer of caves"
| fetch-thranduilion chapter 4 . 7/22/2005
Cliffhangers...oh my god that was good...
Confession: I just read the Maedhros/Fingon chapter because Maedhros is my favorite but now I'm gonna have to go back and read the rest...that was seriously excellent.
| sqrt-1 chapter 4 . 11/30/2004
These are all so funny! I hope you continue to post them.
| Sailor Taichichi Vegeta chapter 3 . 7/6/2004
*snort* I felt sort of sorry for Eol too. Maybe I can make up with it by getting one of his units! (But I'm not old enough yet to be allowed at Dave and Buster's after 10 -or is it 11? I forgot.)
| Sailor Taichichi Vegeta chapter 2 . 7/6/2004
I'd love to help replace your reviews! Here's another one! (I'm definitely not buying a Turin.)
| Sailor Taichichi Vegeta chapter 1 . 7/6/2004
Wow, that was awesome! I'd like to buy one of those units...