Reviews for Bill Nye the science guy vs Barney the dinosaur
Scooter Dracon chapter 1 . 4/25
Me: YEEEEEEEEESSSSS! DIE, BARNEY! DIE AND LET PINKAMINA (Deranged lunatic Pinkie Pie, to all of you not-bronys/pegasisters out there, or those people who haven't read the fanfic "Cupcakes") BAKE YOU INTO A PURPLE DINOSAUR CUPCAKE!
Fluttershy: Now, let's not be hasty. It could actually be a good show! Remember what you thought of MLP before you watched "Return of Harmony" and got to experience multicolored ponies shoot rainbow lasers to turn a spirit of chaos into stone?
Discord: I don't need to be reminded. Also, I think if you watched an episode of Barney, you would be calling out for his blood.
Me: People call out for Barney's blood more than people called out for Gilda's blood after she made Flutters cry. That cupcake was a little too feathery.
Pinkie Pie: DID SOMEPONY SAY CUPCAKE?!
Me: Pinkie, how did you get in here?
Pinkie Pie: DUH! I broke the fourth wall!
Discord: I thought the fourth wall was shattered after what you have done.
Me: I fixed it. Anyway, good story!
Guest chapter 1 . 2/16
First: How on earth did I get here? I didn't even know there was a bill nye fanfiction archive! Why did I search it up?

Second: WTF did I just read?
Guest chapter 1 . 1/21
the legendary beginning of the saga! (not like the twilight saga)
i read the last one first...
Pelick Enn chapter 1 . 6/22/2013
it was funny :)
DianeB chapter 1 . 4/6/2012
Abysmally written, but the premise was dead-on.
TacoMagic chapter 1 . 9/16/2011
"Dear readers I am sorry if I have offended anyone by what happened to Barney, and for that I apologize even though it's funny"

To the first point: I was not offended, at least not by the "plot." Luckily for everyone, the story was not nearly well written enough to be offensive. I did find your mutilation of what one might call "English" to be far more offensive than any content (or lack thereof) held within this rank blob of fiction.

To the second point: No it is not funny. I understand why you might think it was funny, but it was not. Not remotely. There are many things that this fic was: boring, poorly written, puerile, lame, poorly thought-out, and a waste of electrons. You might notice that funny is not among them.

Also, the redundancy of that apology was a nice dollop of icing on this fail-cake.
aoirhgrkhyorhyarhyoet chapter 1 . 5/21/2010
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SpaceHusband chapter 1 . 2/20/2010
Epic *twitching from the epicness*

~Got no Trouble with Tribbles
bttfmjffan chapter 1 . 10/18/2009
Good work, Bill. You killed Barney the stupid dinosaur.
Briana chapter 1 . 6/12/2009
FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! Finally the dinosaur gets his just desserts!
Fatal Excuses chapter 1 . 5/2/2009
HAHA! This is funny! Kudos to you for making this.

~FangismyEdward
sexy chapter 1 . 2/2/2009
I hate these ,mvhgmfckmhkmktfmkmfkm,fmclmgkfmgkick ass bitch! you shit hole! muther fucker!
Une Rose chapter 1 . 10/13/2008
.. random!

I liked it.

just don't forget to separate the different people's dialog next time... it was kinda confusing!
Loreena chapter 1 . 9/19/2008
OMG XD

DIE BARNEY DIE.

AND GO BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
PJ Bottomz chapter 1 . 8/31/2008
I like it! DEATH TO BARNEY!
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