Reviews for Bill Nye the science guy vs Barney the dinosaur
Pelick Enn chapter 1 . 6/22/2013
it was funny :)
DianeB chapter 1 . 4/6/2012
Abysmally written, but the premise was dead-on.
TacoMagic chapter 1 . 9/16/2011
"Dear readers I am sorry if I have offended anyone by what happened to Barney, and for that I apologize even though it's funny"

To the first point: I was not offended, at least not by the "plot." Luckily for everyone, the story was not nearly well written enough to be offensive. I did find your mutilation of what one might call "English" to be far more offensive than any content (or lack thereof) held within this rank blob of fiction.

To the second point: No it is not funny. I understand why you might think it was funny, but it was not. Not remotely. There are many things that this fic was: boring, poorly written, puerile, lame, poorly thought-out, and a waste of electrons. You might notice that funny is not among them.

Also, the redundancy of that apology was a nice dollop of icing on this fail-cake.
aoirhgrkhyorhyarhyoet chapter 1 . 5/21/2010
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SpaceHusband chapter 1 . 2/20/2010
Epic *twitching from the epicness*

Got no Trouble with Tribbles
bttfmjffan chapter 1 . 10/18/2009
Good work, Bill. You killed Barney the stupid dinosaur.
Briana chapter 1 . 6/12/2009
FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA! Finally the dinosaur gets his just desserts!
Fatal Excuses chapter 1 . 5/2/2009
HAHA! This is funny! Kudos to you for making this.

FangismyEdward
sexy chapter 1 . 2/2/2009
I hate these ,mvhgmfckmhkmktfmkmfkm,fmclmgkfmgkick ass bitch! you shit hole! muther fucker!
Une Rose chapter 1 . 10/13/2008
.. random!

I liked it.

just don't forget to separate the different people's dialog next time... it was kinda confusing!
Loreena chapter 1 . 9/19/2008
OMG XD

DIE BARNEY DIE.

AND GO BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
PJ Bottomz chapter 1 . 8/31/2008
I like it! DEATH TO BARNEY!
cheesepantsmcgee chapter 1 . 8/21/2008
hahahahha. i love this! really really funny! :D
Almighty Tallest Angie chapter 1 . 8/14/2008
This is great! Do one with the Sesame Street Muppets versus that purple pile of crud!
numberVIII chapter 1 . 8/1/2008
Hahaha, that was great. I really loved the "action has a reaction..." line...

Why can't this really happen!

numberVI
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