Reviews for The Coffee Plot
dmichelle312 chapter 1 . 3/19
xD xD Loool. Oh Sweet Namo! That's hilarious!
FandomFangirl100 chapter 1 . 2/27
I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair. This is awesome!
Pip the Dark Lord of All chapter 1 . 2/10
Oh. My.
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PRICELESS!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA
Errrrrmmm, sorry about the outburst, but this is one of the funniest and best things I have ever read.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA
*chokes*
It's the image of Elrond running around giggling and dying ppl's hair. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHA
*rolls on ground laughing*
*gasps*
*dies*
Brievel chapter 1 . 12/23/2014
Certainly one of the more interesting LotR fanfics I've read.
Crescent Moon Dancer chapter 1 . 12/23/2014
Oh lord! Oh lord!
My best friend sent me this story, and I've been in a state of perpetual "Oh lord!" since the third paragraph. I'm still doing it! This is utterly hysterical, in more ways than one. XD
lawson bottom girl chapter 1 . 12/23/2014
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Oh, LAWD! (rolls on floor laughing) I'm dying! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD Man, where do I even *begin?!*
This story is gold. Complete gold. From beginning to end. And I laughed myself silly all the way through it. The thing is, I usually act the way poor Elrond did all the time, and I don't even drink coffee! LOLOLOLOL! I'm still cracking up. Thank you for writing this and making so many people's day, mine included. Lol!
Thalion Estel chapter 1 . 12/22/2014
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my goodness, this was sooooo funny! Who knew that coffee was so dangerous to elves? Elrond giggling...that's an image I might never get out of my head. Thank you so much for this delightful story: it really perked me up!
Hannah Lynn McDonald chapter 1 . 11/6/2014
*laughing hysterically and banging head on desk*

Oh... Elrond...
ThurinRanger chapter 1 . 8/12/2014
Oh my gosh...this story is so funny! Oh my gosh! Life looks less bleak after reading something like this! :DD
Guest chapter 1 . 12/13/2013
"...and get married." LOL!
ninja mud chapter 1 . 5/26/2013
What an utterly fantastic concept, you are fantastic.
Please continue to write as it gives me endless funnies :D
Pergjithshme chapter 1 . 4/13/2013
I love this! Would you mind if I wrote a sequel of sorts?
Confused Pumpkin chapter 1 . 8/5/2011
How do you doooo it? I just don't get how you write such hilarious stories without succumbing to giggles halfway through! Temporary insanity indeed. Poor Elrond, I think he's finally tipped Erestor over the edge. In fact, poor Faramir too. My two favorite lines would have to be:

"Elrond beamed at everyone. 'Isn't it wonderful?' he asked conversationally. I feel so happy.'"

"'"Elves have been known to set things on fire, draw pictures on walls, dye things unusual colors, sing off-key for long periods of time, and get married."' The raven-haired advisor shut the book firmly. 'We're going to die.'"

Erestor's matter-of-fact statement of doom made the whole thing even more funny (get married?) and Elrond's words make it all too clear that he is definitely not right. Erestor and Elrond never fail to amuse me to no end. They're just amazing, and I actually jumped when you wrote that something jumped on Thranduil, until I read that it was Legolas .

I just don't get it...how do you write these?
Psycotus chapter 1 . 6/11/2011
LOL, now I've read more of your stories and you're just extremely good writer! This story made me laugh so hard! Keep up great work!
Captain Clueless the First chapter 1 . 7/24/2010
Okay. Question: how can you write such humour without crying with laughter whilst you do so?
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