|Reviews for The Coffee Plot|
| Guest chapter 1 . 12/13/2013
"...and get married." LOL!
| ninja mud chapter 1 . 5/26/2013
What an utterly fantastic concept, you are fantastic.
Please continue to write as it gives me endless funnies :D
| Pergjithshme chapter 1 . 4/13/2013
I love this! Would you mind if I wrote a sequel of sorts?
| Confused Pumpkin chapter 1 . 8/5/2011
How do you doooo it? I just don't get how you write such hilarious stories without succumbing to giggles halfway through! Temporary insanity indeed. Poor Elrond, I think he's finally tipped Erestor over the edge. In fact, poor Faramir too. My two favorite lines would have to be:
"Elrond beamed at everyone. 'Isn't it wonderful?' he asked conversationally. I feel so happy.'"
"'"Elves have been known to set things on fire, draw pictures on walls, dye things unusual colors, sing off-key for long periods of time, and get married."' The raven-haired advisor shut the book firmly. 'We're going to die.'"
Erestor's matter-of-fact statement of doom made the whole thing even more funny (get married?) and Elrond's words make it all too clear that he is definitely not right. Erestor and Elrond never fail to amuse me to no end. They're just amazing, and I actually jumped when you wrote that something jumped on Thranduil, until I read that it was Legolas .
I just don't get it...how do you write these?
| Psycotus chapter 1 . 6/11/2011
LOL, now I've read more of your stories and you're just extremely good writer! This story made me laugh so hard! Keep up great work!
| Captain Clueless the First chapter 1 . 7/24/2010
Okay. Question: how can you write such humour without crying with laughter whilst you do so?
| Kraken Guard chapter 1 . 1/5/2010
That was great! you should make a sequel on how they turn Faramir's hair back to normal! :P :) _
| Emily chapter 1 . 11/26/2009
Hey, I'm back, with a random question.
Did the dye wash out, or did Faramir have to shave and wear hats for a while?
I bet you it was the latter, just to make things worse.
| Emily chapter 1 . 11/3/2009
Coffee plot, coffee pot. It's all the same. : ) How funny. Imladris has gone mad!
"How do we fix him?" asked Glorfindel. "He drank something called coffee and he's never been the same."
"I think we should send him over the sea to Valinor," said Thranduil seriously.
"That seems a bit abrupt," said Glorfindel.
| Hailey-Stone chapter 1 . 7/20/2009
Oh my God... My ribs ache... Too much laughing...
| Miirkaelisaar chapter 1 . 10/23/2008
AH! THAT WAS AWESOME! I love your sense of humor! And you picked Elron, of all people! This really made my day! ANd I was drinking coffee while I read. Oh, this was just wonderful! Thank you so much!
| A. Nonny Muss chapter 1 . 9/27/2007
Were they able to fix the hair?
| AoD chapter 1 . 6/4/2007
ROFL! Sounds like me actually, except I'm like that all the time. Tee hee.
| MysticShadowcat chapter 1 . 12/22/2006
*laughs**laughs more**gasps* lovely, absolutely lovely! *falls off chair laughing*
| Nelarun chapter 1 . 6/26/2006
Green hair... hehehehehehehe...