|Reviews for Pranks|
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 16 . 2/14/2006
“Well, next time try washing them off first!” the doctor complained, disgust on his face. “Stupid Jedi! Can’t tell the difference between smooth plastic and infected skin! I bet you’d buy the Coruscant Bridge if someone offered to sell it to you!”
“Is it for sale?” Obi-Wan asked, confused. “I thought it belonged to the government…”
“OUT!” The doctor yelled.
ah... poor Obi-Wan...
“Yes, my little devil. I know.” Obi-Wan smiled. “Now go get ready for school or you’ll be late.”
hey! i saw that movie! (My Little Devil)
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 15 . 2/14/2006
Of course, thanks to the emergency battery that all airspeeders possessed, Palpatine and his airspeeder kept floating in the traffic lane and didn't fall to a fiery death.
curse those saftey-obsessed air-speeder-makers.
"Private? Ha! That's a good one!" The fat woman laughed, the cigar bouncing wildly off her triple chins. "You got it printed on your rear bumper!"
"AH!" Palpatine gasped.
BAHAHAHAHAHA! he deserves it.
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 14 . 2/14/2006
BAHAHAHA! *gasp* Palpatine! with a jack-hammer! OMG SO SO SO FUNNY! ... i LOVE this story...
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 13 . 2/13/2006
ew, if i was there i'd be dead. i hate bugs... *shudders* Palpatine is truly evil. *glares*
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 12 . 2/13/2006
poor Yarael Poof...
but OMG PALPATINE! SO SO SO FUNNY!
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 11 . 2/13/2006
"It's another Sith plot!" Mace exclaimed loudly, his dark eyes shifting all over the room. "They're everywhere!"
"Why would the Sith make my computer burp?"
"Because they're Sith! Why else?"
"But how do I fix it?" Obi-Wan asked, seriously doubting if any Sith were involved.
"How should I know? I'm paid to sit on a cushion and look important, occasionally swing my special purple blade around. You'll have to call Computer Maintenance." Mace headed for the door.
"But I already called them!"
"I'd love to stay and chat, but I got oat muffins baking in my oven. I'd rather eat meat, of course, but the doctor says I got to cut back on meat. My blood pressure is too high because of the Sith and all…"
"Cheer up, Padawan. You only have nine hundred and fifty more to go!"
Obi-Wan is so awesome...
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 10 . 2/13/2006
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine strolled down the deserted sidewalk on the Temple grounds.
ARGH I HATE PALPATINE!
"OW!" Palpatine shrieked as one of his fingernails tore partway free of his finger, bending upward. He cradled his injured hand against his chest, not noticing the blood that was running down the front of his expensive robe.
"Supreme Chancellor Palpatine threw out his back again and they're going to take him to the hospital."
BWAHAHAHAHA! he deserved it.
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 9 . 2/13/2006
poor, poor Yoda. did the liquid attract the cats?
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 8 . 2/13/2006
"This is the work of a Master Sith!" Mace howled, outraged.
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 7 . 2/13/2006
ah, poor Yoda...
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 6 . 2/13/2006
He was, after all, kind of old and tended to meditate too much.
:O how DARE he? oh well, he's just nine, i GUESS i can forgive him. *gives Anakin very threatening look*
Master Mace glared at Kenobi, thick bandages on his knuckles. "That was me!"
Obi-Wan's mouth dropped open in shock.
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 5 . 2/13/2006
“Pizza?” Mace said, confused. He got off his soft cushion and opened the door. “There must be some misunderstanding. This is the Jedi Temple. We’re Jedi Masters. We don’t eat pizza.”
Suddenly Mace stopped in mid-chew and his eyes bugged out.
a frightening but EXTREMELY amusing mental image.
The other Council members were also having problems. Yoda’s entire face had turned a bright cherry red and white smoke was coming out of his ears.
“Oh, Master Mace set the classroom door on fire and then all the Council Members jumped into the water fountain and were splashing around like a bunch of babies! The teacher said they were all pyromaniacs.”
i repeat: BAHAHAHAHAHA!
*calms self down* you are a humor GENIUS.
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 4 . 2/13/2006
AHH! HE'S A WEREWOLF! COVERED IN SHAVING CREAM AND CHEESE!
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 3 . 2/13/2006
poor, poor Master Windu. *accusingly* it just wasn't enough for you to get his hand cut off and thrown out of a billion-story building, was it? no, you just HAD to torture him with the Evil Toilet Paper of Doom.
(i was just kidding)
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 2 . 2/13/2006
*gasp* HE *snort* ATE *hysterical laughter* THE RAT! AH SO FUNNY! *rolls on floor laughing*