|Reviews for Pranks|
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 42 . 3/11/2006
What would happen if a real Sith came along? The young boy shook his head sadly. They wouldn’t stand a chance against a real Sith! But then, they had him, didn’t they? Yes, he would take care of the Sith by himself! They were probably as dumb as the Council anyway…
Anakin’s thoughts turned to his good friend Palpatine.
He must have been born old like that with that dry, wrinkly face. Yes, he was sure he had been.
i wouldn't be surprised...
For some reason he couldn’t fathom, the Jedi hated black. It was silly, really. Did they really think a color could make a person evil? Anakin had decided that he himself liked black. When he grew slightly older he’d be able to pick out his own clothes and he knew exactly where he was going to buy them.
uh-oh... he isn't thinking about going back to Knockturn Alley, is he? oh, well. Lucius Malfoy is there, so that's OK.
His Master needed sleep and he would stand guard to watch for Sith.
Unfortunately, R6 did not realize that now he was the Sith!
aw, poor thing!
The voice chip activated and a booming voice came forth.
“I AM THE DARK LORD OF THE SITH!”
Mace instantly awoke and bolted upright in bed. His dark chocolate eyes shifted around the room quickly and soon spotted the red eye watching him near the foot of his bed. He waved his hand and the light came on. For a brief moment the light dazzled him but he forced himself to adjust. There, a black droid at the end of his bed!
“YOU WILL OBEY ME, WEAK JEDI!”
*rolls on floor laughing*
There was something clearly wrong with Master Windu.
Several more minutes passed while Mace continued to flip on the floor like a fish out of water. “HELP! HELP! I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP!”
I LOVED THAT COMMERCIAL!
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 41 . 3/11/2006
Al you nedd is love!”
OMG THAT'S A BEATLES SONG! I LOVE THE BEATLES! AH! i now have a request that probably won't happen... but could you in some way include the Beatles in this? i have no idea how that would work, but i can imagine Anakin playing some wonderful pranks on the screaming obsessive fangirls (myself included).
In his sudden haste, his tiny legs missed a step and he rolled the rest of the way, bowling over several other adult Jedi. “SSTINK!”
“Well, I’m in luck! That wasn’t my ship at all! I must have been so distraught from Anakin teasing my singing that I went into the wrong bay!”
Whistling a merry tune, Obi-Wan continued down the hall and around the corner where his ship awaited.
On the door he had just left were two words.
| adrixa chapter 50 . 3/7/2006
This fanfic is brilliant! In the first few chapters it wasnt so funny but then after a few it suddenly became wonderful! This is a brilliant fic to read if one want to feel happy and laugh (or make people think youre crazy because youre laughing at a computer screen) Please update soon!
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 40 . 3/5/2006
“Eew!” Anakin twisted his expression to match his Master’s.
“Ew is right, my Young Apprentice.”
*rolls on floor laughing* i don't know why, but that's just so funny! *wipes eyes* and OMG the EYEBALL! Anakin is a genius...
“Oh, I’m so sorry!” Kit Fisto apologized to the food-covered man. Kit removed the now empty bowl from Dooku’s head and started to wipe him with a paper napkin. But within moments the napkin was wet and it started to shred. “You must believe I didn’t mean for this to happen! Mace is just so excitable these days with the Sith attacks and all…”
“Yes, it is understandable.” Dooku managed to reply calmly. He wanted to strangle the amphibious Nautolan until his eyes bulged out and his scaly face turned purple from lack of air; but he couldn’t.
this is so awesome. i have a perfect mental image of this scene.
Madman Mace also just happened to be racing through the same corridor still screaming about the eyeball. He spotted the blood-drenched figure in the hallway and his feverish, drug-crazed mind thought it was Darth Maul. “LOOK! IT’S DARTH MAUL!”
Screaming a fierce war cry, Mace leaped on top of the startled man, his hands going around Dooku’s throat. The two tumbled to the floor and instantly started to fight one another. Luckily, several other Jedi appeared then and with great difficulty managed to pull Mace off the older man. Then both were securely bond in cuffs and dragged down to the hospital.
“MAHAHAHAHA!” Palpatine laughed uncontrollably as he pointed a gnawed old finger at his Sith Apprentice, who was still as bright red as a cherry fresh from the tree. “MAHAHAHAHA!”
“It’s not funny, Master!” Dooku protested. “The doctor said it might take weeks before all the coloring comes off!”
AH! I WAS LAUGHING AT THE SAME THING AS PALPATINE! AH!
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 39 . 3/5/2006
In fact, his mood was as black as the depths of a stinky tar pit.
At the meeting, Windu had handed out several extremely bad crayon drawings he had done of some of the suspected Sith.
One showed a big nosed man with black, supposedly greasy hair.
The third drawing showed a bit more promise; a long white-haired man holding some sort of long stick.
*snobbily to Mace* white-BLONDE.
But he knew the truth, oh yes! They were little monsters!
“And what can I do for you today, Dooku?” The doctor asked with a friendly smile and amazing blue eyes.
Dooku muttered something incomprehensible, his normally pale face flushed.
“What? Speak up man, I can’t hear you with that mumbling!”
“I SAID I HAVE A PIECE OF PLASTIC WRAP GLUED TO MY BUTT! ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW?” Dooku bellowed, angry and upset.
*rolls on floor laughing*
“Really? Do you expect me to BELIEVE that?” The doctor replied sadly as he carefully scrutinized Count Dooku’s face. “This is the Jedi Temple, you know. Everyone here is a respectable citizen. No one would DO such a thing I assure you… Now why don’t you confess why you did such a thing to yourself?”
Dooku shook his head in denial. “I swear! I didn’t!”
“And that’s what Master Mace keeps saying, too.”
hehehehe... poor Dooku...
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 38 . 3/3/2006
“No, Master…” Anakin quickly said and wearily continued scrubbing the bathroom floor with the toothbrush.
he deserves it. :P
It would be wrong.
It would break the rules…
It would put the attention on someone else…
“Blast! I’m still in the same spot!” Palpatine cried as he tried to grasp the situation. For some unknown reason, he had gotten stuck in the blasted Jedi’s hallway! The Sith Master rubbed his chin in thought, a frown on his face. “I had not foreseen this unexpected difficulty. My visions generally do not fail me…”
“Well, don’t worry! We’ll get you out of that hallway somehow!” Mace promised as he ran back the way he had come. He would go round up as many Jedi as he could. Rescuing the Supreme Chancellor was an important job! He dashed into the Cafeteria where several dozen Jedi were eating breakfast. “Everyone, follow me! An extreme emergency has occurred! The Sith have attacked the Supreme Chancellor right here in the Temple and he needs to be rescued at once!”
The mass of Jedi ran after Mace and followed him to the hexed corridor.
“Ah, get off my foot!” Palpatine wailed as a Jedi stepped on his boot. About two-dozen Jedi were crammed into the cursed section of hallway, trapped. None of them could figure out WHY they were trapped. “You’re squishing me!”
OMG IT'S SO FUNNY!
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 37 . 3/3/2006
poor, poor, poor, poor, poor Obi-Wan...
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 36 . 3/3/2006
I have long watched you from afar.
Your green scaly skin reminds me of moss and green slime gelatin.
Your large eyes are tepid pools of stagnant water, fresh from the swamp.
Your three toes, words cannot describe them.
And your ears are like the mold-covered thing I found in the back of my fridge…
Please accept these gifts I got you…
I will contact you again soon…
Your Secret Admirer
Yoda stared at the letter in shock.
“Sent me scandalous love letter they did!”
This could ruin his career if anyone ever saw it! Why, it was practically X-rated!
“Hide it I must! Quick, quick!” Yoda started to run in wild circles around his small apartment.
OMG so funny! i love how he calls it X-rated.
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 35 . 3/3/2006
sorry i haven't reveiwed in so long! it's all the homework's fault... *shifty eyes* oh, well. here i am again. )
At the moment, it was the closest thing he had to a friend. And hadn’t Master Yaddle said it was telepathic? If so, why wasn’t it speaking to him telepathically? “If only you could talk…we could have so much fun together! I bet we could whip up some really great pranks! It’ll be so much fun!”
/But I can talk./
*stares* OMG that is so cool!
“But what in blazes does this mean? Have I been wearing a robe meant for females all these years? Blast that Qui-Gon! He’s supposed to tell me these things!”
Of course, Qui-Gon hadn’t.
“I bet he thought it was funny!” Obi-wan rubbed his beard a bit more, nodding. Yes, that’s why his Master had always worn that slight smile when he thought no one was watching!
Obi-Wan tossed the brown robe onto his bed and crossed his arms over his chest, glaring at it. Certain he was alone, he stared up at the ceiling. “Well, I finally caught on to you, Master! You didn’t get away with it for long!”
The room was quite.
“Only a decade or so…..” Obi sheepishly admitted.
“I’m serious!” Obi-Wan gritted his teeth as his gripe tightened on the comlink. “This isn’t funny!”
“You’re a riot!”
“Listen, I have a Council Meeting in less than ten minutes! I need a new robe!”
“MAHAHAHAHAHA!” The Quartermaster laughed.
“Stop laughing!” Obi-Wan shook the comlink but it didn’t help any. Then his blue eyes narrowed. “You’re in on it, aren’t you?”
In retrospect, Qui-Gon had seemed a tad close to the Quartermaster….
It was a conspiracy!
*rolls on floor laughing*
hehehehe... this is so awesome... oh yeah, i have a new joint account with my friend called the Two Musketeers, and we're writing a comedy story called 'The Begennir's Guide to Being a Bad Guy.' i was wondering if you could give us some constructive criticism. *shrugs*
| Naurya Firespark chapter 50 . 2/28/2006
this morning I was sitting in the office again, having nothing to do, so I decided to catch up on some reading. "Pranks" definetily is the best lecture for boring hours in the office! I laughed like crazy again when I was reading the chapter with the pumpkin trousers! Unbelievele! ;-D *rotfl* You know I always like the episodes featuring Mace and his paranoia best. But this time I think the best line came from Ferus: "The Force knows what you’re doing and it comes back tenfold." *lol*
Congratulations on this great story! You're a genius! Please write some new pranks soon!
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 34 . 2/18/2006
Thanks to the Force, Windu passed through unharmed and skidded to a sudden halt. His dark eyes widened at the assorted people dressed entirely in black. Black robes, black hats, black everything! “THE SITH! I’VE FOUND DOZENS OF SITH!”
Mr. Borgin unwisely chose this moment to step out of his dark wizard store to see who was shouting. He was immediately leaped on by Mace and knocked to the cobblestone street. His greasy hair was pressed to the road as the wide-eyed baldheaded man pressed a hand to his throat.
“I CAUGHT A SITH!” Mace screamed in excitement and frantically dug on his belt for the cuffs. But more Sith were gathering, several with odd sticks in their hands. They stared at Mace. “THERE ARE SITH EVERYWHERE! YOU’RE ALL UNDER ARREST!”
Anakin peered through a dirt-streaked window and groaned. “Oh no, it’s Mace! I have to send him back to Coruscant!”
More wizards in dark robes gathered to watch the oddly dressed man who was screaming. None stepped forward to help their fellow, as it was each Slytherin for his or her own neck.
“DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU’RE ALL UNDER ARREST BY THE AUTHORITY GIVEN TO ME BY THE REPUBLIC!”
The black robed people shook their heads. The guy was a real fruitcake….
*rolls on floor laughing* OMG this is HILARIOUS!
Someone snuck up behind Mace and struck him on the head with a cane.
:O LUCIUS MALFOY!
The streets were oddly empty of passerby, possibly due to the Jedi mob that was being broadcast live all over the planet on all the news stations...
Climbing to his feet, Mace ran straight to the Senate building. This was a matter of supreme importance and the Supreme Chancellor had to be informed right away! Ignoring the guards and almost killing himself by stepping on a small black cleaning droid, Mace forced his way into Palpatine’s office. He was wide-eyed and looked quite the madman, his robes stained with dirt from the alley. “THE SITH!”
Palpatine glanced up from some papers on his desk and frowned when he saw it was Mace. “Ah, yes, the Sith. What did they do this time? Another pickle or was it perhaps a cucumber this time? Or maybe a nice zucchini?”
“No, it’s far worse!” Mace exclaimed. “There were HUNDREDS OF SITH! They have a whole VILLAGE! Houses, stores, cobblestone streets, the whole works!”
Besides, I really doubt if Sith could be breeding right under our noses. You do realize how preposterous that sounds?
LOOK WHO'S TALKING! *glares* OMG! poor Mace! oh well, it's still hilarious...
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 33 . 2/18/2006
It would just make him crazier and a crazy man with a lightsaber was not a good thing…
look at Palpatine.
“FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!” The crowd of Jedi demanded.
and to think that they are the trusted mentors of the galaxy...
His waitresses, WA-7 and Hermoine Bagwa, were both stuck in corners and couldn’t move due to the press of hungry bodies.
Hermione! and OMG the riot thingy was so funny!
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 32 . 2/18/2006
With his hands on hips, Obi-Wan stood in the hallway listening to the loud sounds coming from Maces room across the hall. “Be the Force, it sounds like he has a metal trash can in there and he’s pounding on it!”
woah... that's the same thing Mace said about him...
Red lightsaber in hand, the Sith sped towards Mace incredibly fast. But Mace’s door lay on the floor. The droid’s wheels hit the obstruction and it flew up into the air. It tumbled wheel-over-head and landed with a loud thud on the other side of the startled Jedi, still rolling.
Mace’s mouth dropped open. “That’s a powerful Sith! Did you see that flip it did? Look! It’s running towards the lift so it can escape!”
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 31 . 2/18/2006
“Hear me do you not? Shut up I said!” Yoda yelled as he waved his little green hands around in the air.
“AH!” Yoda yelled as he lost his perfect Jedi calm and tried to chase the bad babies around his tiny quarters.
“ACCK! Plant is mine it is! Eat it you must not!”
Yoda sat up and his mouth dropped open at the big mess. “AH! Plant is ruined it is! Dirt on floor there be! Liquid on floor there is! Caused me to slip it did! Where it came from I do not know…”
He lifted his wet hand to his nose and sniffed, his nostrils flaring. Then his eyes bulged out and a look of utter horror appeared on his wizened face. “WET ON FLOOR YOU MADE! BATHROOM THIS FLOOR NOT IS!”
Yoda slowly struggled to his feet and grimaced. His robe was all wet, too. He gazed around the room and noticed more wet spots. “EVIL YOU BABIES ARE!”
*rolls on floor laughing*
Yoda hurried to get his cleaning supplies from where he kept it. He mopped the floor the best he could with a human-sized mop, the long wooden handle sticking up way over his head. Discovering the floor was wet where Yoda was mopping, the brogs soon gathered and started hopping and sliding on the slick floor.
“NO! Go away you must! Mopping I be doing here!”
CROAK! CROAK! CROAK! CROAK!
“NO! NO! Get off mop you must!”
CROAK! CROAK! CROAK! CROAK!
“AH!” Yoda shrieked in aspiration as about twenty little brogs swarmed up the mop and others climbed up Yoda himself. “Jungle gym I am not! Your mother I am! Obey you must!”
As they played the rubber plug that held the water in the tub grew loose and finally it popped free. Water started to swirl drown the drain and Yoda panicked. “AH! BABIES BE SUCKED DOWN DRAIN THEY WILL!”
The Jedi Master frantically scooped brogs out of the bath as quickly as he could as the water continued to hiss down the drain. Finally the bath was empty and Yoda started to count the babies. “THIRTY-ONE! NO!”
Yoda gripped his cane and started to bash the bathtub with it. “GIVE BACK BABY YOU WILL!”
OMG SO SO SO FUNNY!
Master Mace had almost fallen asleep when a loud banging was heard. He sat up wearily, frowning. “That drat Kenobi! What’s he doing this time, beating up a trashcan? I swear one of these days I’m going to evict that man…”
“Where are the Sith?” Mace demanded to know. “I thought I heard one banging around in here….”
“STOLE A BABY IT DID!” Yoda wailed. He, of course, had meant the bathtub.
Mace gasped in horror. “KIDNAPPING!”
*gasp* too *gasp* much *gasp* laughter *sniff* my sides *gasp* are in pain...
Then Yoda’s eyes widened even more when he noticed Mace had left the door to the hallway open and the brogs were escaping! Cane in hand, Master Yoda ran after them down the long hallway. As he screamed, doors opened and heads peered out to see what was going on. They were rewarded with the most oddest sight in Jedi History: two Jedi Council Members dashing down the hallway after a swarm of hopping brogs; one in soaking wet robes and the other in a striped nightshirt with flopping fuzzy slippers.
“THE SITH! THE SITH ARE HERE!”
“BACK HOME YOU COME! BAD BABIES YOU ARE!”
O! M! G! SO FUNNY!
| Gandalf -Dumbledore -Obi-Wan chapter 30 . 2/18/2006
The Jedi straightened and scratched in head. “Maybe I only dreamed I bought them … those Force visions are getting more and more real everyday…”
“There was a THING sitting on the toilet! A pink thing with WINGS! I think it was actually USING the toilet!”
OMG so funny!
“I’m sure I saw…” Obi-Wan climbed to his feet and peered into the tiny room. After checking the shower and behind the door, he scratched him beard. “One cup! I just had one cup of caffeine and I’m seeing things already. I really have to stop eating at the Temple cafeteria…”