|Reviews for When Your Pillow Refuses To Remove His Armor|
| AndreaJEP chapter 1 . 2/26
I love the idea of Legolas singing in his sleep. This is such a sweet story, and a wonderfully in-character and humorous beginning to this relationship. Thank you for posting this!
| fantasychica37 chapter 1 . 7/12/2013
Wait, why am I reading a slashfic? I hate slash! What is this? What have you done to me? :)
| elleran1969 chapter 1 . 2/15/2013
Oh I really like that.
| L o l i t a d e l i r i u m chapter 1 . 11/14/2010
Until now this was my favourite Gimli/Legolas fanfiction.
| Silent Sage chapter 1 . 6/14/2010
I love the banter between these two I definitely liked this fic! You write Gimli and Legolas too wonderful to the extreme.
| DazedandAmused chapter 1 . 4/8/2010
this story was absolutely brilliant. it was a very good take on legolas gimli slash.
| LarienGreenleaf1 chapter 1 . 12/29/2007
Funny, most certently. Beautiful, most definatly! :)
| Eerie Iri chapter 1 . 10/16/2007
| oddstick chapter 1 . 12/3/2006
Ah, I love your Legolas and Gimli stories. The playfulness and overall romantics make me grin like an idiot. Wonderful.
| Scrunchy chapter 1 . 8/24/2006
I feel compelled to inform you that I'm not only male, but straight too. However, I still think that this story was written very well, with excellent use of language. It was also...cute! But think no less of me for saying that! I almost enjoyed reading it, but I can't admit that... Nice writing.
| Arynn chapter 1 . 4/21/2006
This is a very delightful, humorous, and entertaining portrayal of a warm relationship!
You may want to delete this review or edit it after
reading it as I don't want to offend you.
Should you want some medical information, go to
(the articles are reviewed by physicians).
I was pleasantly surprised to hear that over 25% of
male-male couples NEVER EVER have anal sex!
the mess and danger as well as potential for pain. It also
seems much more aesthetically pleasing, as only 5 to 15 mL
of ejaculate is involved and it doesn't require a mountain
of lubricant (there are no lubrication glands in the anus). I don't care what people say-the anus is designed ONLY for the evacuation of feces and contains
dangerous bacteria, some of which are normally found in
feces (poo) but cause severe diarrhea (even death) when
ingested, and since a tiny invisible speck of poo contains millions of bacteria, this means it is all too
easy to spread disease.
Virtually ALL of the fanfics that have "graphic sex"
between males are inaccurate, ignoring logistics,
anatomy and physiology in favor of a glorified fanfic
F. formula of sex.
The prostate is a source of pleasure for men, and can
be massaged externally (a lump between the legs) or
internally (a lubricated finger about 3 to 4 cm inside
the two round sphincter muscles, just inside the anus).
So, really, anal sex is "overkill" in my opinion and
a dangerous way to go.
I prefer friendship fics, but if sex is "required" as
in lovers, then the 25% never-have-anal-sex group as
mentioned above is the way to go, in my opinion, because
it is easy, doesn't require extra lubrication, provides
orgasms and mutual satisfaction, has no mess to clean up,
and is "safe".
Sorry to intrude, but I am interested not only in
stories that portray ideals but also stories that are
reasonably physically accurate.
I prefer your stories because they are very entertaining
and leave one with a good feeling inside... Not many
fanfics do that!
I envy your talent, which is considerable, and wish you the best in your writing career.
| Goddess of Idun chapter 1 . 10/27/2005
aww, so sweet!
| Laivin chapter 1 . 3/30/2005
lmao, that was brilliant, a singing, moving blanket and a talking pillow .. i have heard someone sing in their sleep before so i can jus imagine it .. lol great sense of humour *claps* *adds u to fave authors list*
| Estelendur chapter 1 . 11/5/2004
Oh, gods, that is so funny! Particularly the line "He was awake long after his blanket had begun to sing..." That would make an awesome quote out of context.
| Rhys chapter 1 . 11/1/2004
Aw, that was so sweet. The way they started simply jesting and then, in spite of themselves, realized there was more-that was brilliant. And Gimli's last line (which he was so careful to get, I note) was beautiful. It truly made the whole fic come together.