|Reviews for Beauty and The Beast|
| Guest chapter 1 . 6/21/2016
A fucking idiot made a Disney fanfiction? Great. Just great. Go back in the closet shithead, fanfiction was originally meant for anime. This is bullshit right here.. Seriously still a 5 year old. Wake up.
| Tsuna 4 Cn4s chapter 1 . 12/8/2012
Funny! XD Funny funny funny funny funny!
| kuragari nikkou chapter 6 . 1/31/2009
Hoshi: Alack! All good things must come to an end... And the wardrobe was being raped again... This was kind of hard to read, but it was worth the effort to rejoin Link and his dear sweet mute light ball. I mean Navi. I prefer the fake ending. Oh how lovely the new couple is! Now go do stuff, Marth and Robelle! If you know what I mean, that is...
No, you cannot suggest dirty things to the newlyweds! Pay your respects to the dead storyteller.
Hoshi: Fine. YEA-! I mean, may she rest in piece with pianos and a banjo-playing squirrel.
| kuragari nikkou chapter 5 . 1/31/2009
Hoshi: I am appalled. You do not flirt by saying she has a big butt, that just makes her self-conscious! Silly ppg. They should realize the beastial wedding is more important than thievery. And the amazing fight has begun! Wowness. Sorry for this unbelievably short review and sorry if I wasted your time with my previous long ones.
I love your writing too.
Hoshi: 'Tch, I love it more.
That's a lie and we both know it!
| kuragari nikkou chapter 4 . 1/31/2009
Hoshi: Foolish researchers. You never zoom in on a manlady's fake cleavers! Aw, little wannabe nurse. Of Robelle doesn't like that kind of thing, you sick little mutated turtle. Books and a library. He gave you it, so you should be in LUURVE. Or LUV. Or the proper way to spell it, but no one likes obsessive nitpicky people who tell you that. $250 per hour? Is he talking about...? Oh. My. GAWD. No wait, it's never going to happen. Ew, night fever? I thought they were talking about setting the place on fire literally! Tripping hurts, so I shall not laugh...in your face at least. Kissing and Roy must save him from...bingo... Amazing. And he misses his daddy so even though the tiny bottle of vodka isn't a schizo who dances in its boxers!
| kuragari nikkou chapter 3 . 1/31/2009
Hoshi: This is going on you BigMac? I'll have to be serious, then. No one be desperate like Gaston. No one, no one, no...wait, there could be one...No, that's impossible. They warned you not to go there! Silly youth don't listen these days. Non-alcholic beer and a scary new roar! Robelle gives you some advice and you hurt his/her feelings? How could you? And now's s/he's raping the wardrobe! Well, at least the chandelier's finishing it. Oh no, Peach drowned. YEAH! Oh, I mean. That's so sad... And fox is the leader of the howling pokemice! That sounds like a band. Mentos! Love your writing!
| kuragari nikkou chapter 2 . 1/31/2009
Hoshi: Be your what? NEVAR! Wait, are you serving Falco? Oh, Roy, you shouldn't be asking to see Zelda's hangers! Don't be drunk and wake up with a chandelier and I sorry for DK for getting passed over for the part of the beast. Howling pikachus and pichu footstool! Oh, the poor horse and Roy didn't get to say good-bye to his dad...Oh gods, I love this.
| kuragari nikkou chapter 1 . 1/31/2009
I'm so sorry I didn't review before. I just had no idea what to say at first, but now I realize that Hoshi can just say it. Take it away, you little freak! (She's my OC, by the way)
Hoshi: I'm not a freak...Oh and Roy crossdressing! Yay! Stupid lady telling him to grow up and stop wearing women's clothes...Yay for Captain Falcon, er, I mean Gaston! That's what they all say, now marry him! Hide the drugs! Wait, where can I buy those illegal guns? Wolves! Butler dude. Oh man, this is so freaking awesome...
| Janice chapter 6 . 8/28/2007
This is such an awesome story!
I can't stop laughing. You're too funny.
| princesspyro296 chapter 6 . 3/31/2007
This story is so funny.
| RavenGhost chapter 6 . 7/16/2006
Wow. I haven't been on in a while. I know this is like a month AFTER you updated...but I still thoaught it was as funny as hell! I was laughing so hard at the last chapter. Well..at parts. . I can't wait for your next story, or for you to update SFBI. Anywho...good job!
| waterd00d33 chapter 6 . 6/8/2006
That sucked. And you suck.
Go hump a lion, you wanna-be.
| ivedeleted chapter 6 . 6/7/2006
That ending...was so beautiful...*sniff*
Awesome story, funny too!
| wwwwwww chapter 5 . 6/2/2005
Ah, the 15th? I'm so late. I thought you hadn't updated in forever because I thought you were on my author alert! Well, now you are. I still love this story and all it's randomness! I'm glad it's gone on for the time it has.
Aw, only one more chapter? I'm sure it'll be just as good. This fic is great!
Gotta love Roy in drag.
| Ferdinan the Paranoid Fox chapter 5 . 5/26/2005
FPF: AH, randomness! i love it! more more!
ROY: *cries* i want pants...