Reviews for I Work for Mort Rainey
Jacked27 chapter 5 . 8/12/2016
Omg this is so me late at night, trying to sleep and my mind keeps talking to me XD
Sentinel Sparrow chapter 5 . 6/15/2006
Is this supposed to be before the movie, or after?

Good humour. Vegetarians are not vicious. Nor can they go anorexic for no good reason. Vegetables have a lot of nurtients, more than any kind meat infact...

Don't worry, I'm not a vegetarian...

Like it, I do...

Want it to continue, I do...

Why am I trying to speak like Yoda and failing miserably?...

Hm...just continue quickly. Maybe I'll find out by the next chapter...

Isn't Mort supposed to be the menacing scary type of person who doesn't go to malls or fun places like that? You know, the 'leave me alone!' kind of guy...

Just a thought..

Delayed Poet chapter 5 . 2/21/2006
This is the first Secret Window fic I've read and I thought it was really amusing. I'm a little confused, though. Were we hearing the main characters thoughts? That's what it seemed to be. Anyway, this was entertaining, to say the least, and I really hope you come back to it, even though it's been a while. I've only seen the Secret Window once and I loved it. I'm wondering, though, if this takes place before or after the movie? As for a name for the main character, I like names that aren't so common, like Naomi, Jade, and Kaelyn.

Happy Writing!

Delayed Poet
yami4eva91 chapter 5 . 1/1/2006
hello! i feel sorry for the tomato and any other abused veggies in this story and i hope that the girl with mort wasn't his girlfriend! and i also think that you should keep the name mort AND THAT'S FINAL! sorry hope you update soon!
Cluge-and-Eisley chapter 5 . 11/22/2005
Hm what about Aimee . . . similar to his ex's name . . *evil chuckle*

Love the story. It's going on my favorite stories list. Chocolate cookies?
Heavenly Sunset chapter 5 . 8/14/2005
Mwjajaja. btw. the j is prnounced as an h. it's called creativenes. ANyway, hahahaha,
Norma Jean the Dancing Machine chapter 5 . 5/25/2005
i serouus love this story !updation!
Norma Jean the Dancing Machine chapter 2 . 5/25/2005
THIS IS HILARIOUS! * dies laughing
CaptainCrimson chapter 5 . 4/20/2005
*giggles* THis is pretty funny! i like the chat room thing! that made me laugh! Update soon! lol!


0000DELETED0000 chapter 5 . 4/19/2005
Ha! Internet chat is EVIL! Emails are more efficient! Phsycopaths roam the dark relm that is chatrooms! All must join the revolution against chatrooms!

I can SO relate to the unorganization!

Huh? She the model woman 'is' his girlfriend or 'was' his girlfriend? Is it Amy? Who? Are they together? Please help my tormentedly confuseed mind!
The Obsidian Angel chapter 5 . 4/17/2005

OK I will just give some random names



Dawnie-7 chapter 5 . 4/15/2005
Oh, a cookie! And it's my birthday and everything. Thanks very much :)

Ha. Love the chat room experiance :)_
0000DELETED0000 chapter 4 . 4/13/2005
Model woman not Mort's girlfriend? Who is she?

Poor tomato...I could have eaten it...

Even squiggly lines can't make Mort unattractive.


Next chappie, please.
The Obsidian Angel chapter 4 . 4/12/2005
Forget the cookie lo lBut that was funny! lol I like the squiggly line thing! heheheheh -rubs palms together maliciously-
Dawnie-7 chapter 4 . 4/10/2005
Hm, yeah. You dod kinda feel sorry for the tomato, don't you :(
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